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jordankimberly21

Status: Talk to me? c:

Member Since: 1 Jun 2011 04:13pm

Last Seen: 9 Mar 2016 07:10pm

Birthday: December 28

Location: San Diego, CA

Gender: F

user id: 179237

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Hi, my name is Jordan but you can call me tonight. (; I've been alive for 15 years, & I escaped from my mother’s womb on December 28. I’m not single, I’m plural. But still not in a relationship. *sigh* I’m incredibly lonely. If i asked you to follow me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? c: anyway, if you need to talk, I’m a pretty good listener. (: I live in San Diego, California. Nonexistent winters and permanent tans. d: But yeah, I like to make new friends so talk to me maybe? (:

me = running + exercise + food + bubble wrap

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i want to die. but you can't
see this because it is invisible. like me.

  1. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    77% of people
    don't know the opposite of these words;
    1. Always
    2. Coming
    3. From
    4. Take
    5. Me
    6. Down
    never going to give you up

  2. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    romeo: hey i just met you.
    romeo: and this is crazy.
    romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
    romeo: so marry me maybe.

  3. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Toaster: I want you inside of me.
    Bread: That's hot.

  4. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    If you were a season, you would be summer. No class.

  5. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 2:18am UTC
    I want to buy a Volkswagon Bug. Not because I actually want one, but because I will be able to drive around all day with the satisfaction of knowing that I am the reason some poor shmoe is getting punched.

  6. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    google
    'do a barrel roll'
    and then come back
    and tell me how
    awesome it was.

  7. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:05am UTC
    I'm not saying
    that you're ugly. It's just
    that Notre Dame needs
    their hunchback
    to come home.

  8. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    be the sort of person that when people see you wearing army pants and flip flops, they go buy army pants and flip flops.

  9. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    [ a thousand words ]
    >>wouldn't bring you back<<
    --------> I know because I've tried.
    Neither would<-------
    a thousand tears,
    I know because I've cried.

  10. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    me at school: how do I hold a pencil
    me at school: when can I eat
    me at school: dafuq is this
    me at school: dafuq is that
    me at school: don't look at me peasants
    me at school: when am I ever going to need this
    me at school: are there any hot, new, single guys with low standards?
    me at school: I'd rather be on witty.

  11. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    When I meet
    high quality people,
    I tend to avoid talking to them
    at all costs because
    once I start talking
    it all goes downhill from there.

  12. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    a pop group: one direction
    a bisexual pop group: both directions
    a pansexual pop group: all directions
    an asexual pop group: no directions
    a questioning pop group: which direction
    *no hate. I have nothing against one direction, bisexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, etc
    just thought this was hilarious.

  13. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:51am UTC
    A witty post a day keeps the social life away.

  14. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    "Oh darling, I missed you!" She cried as she fired the gun again.
    -if you're good with grammar, you'll understand-

  15. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    If a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic?

  16. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Hand Sanitizer: *burns*
    Me: *dies*
    Me: Thanks, I didn't know I had a cut there

  17. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 12:24am UTC
    oh darling,
    let's be adventurers.

  18. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    When a girl stops crying over you, that means someone else is making her smile.

  19. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

  20. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Me: Imagine having a boyfriend that would take you to concerts.
    Me: Or just a boyfriend.
    Me: Or just concert tickets.
    Me: Or concert tickets to see my boyfriend.

:)

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