Hi, my name is Jordan but you can call me tonight. (; I've been alive for 15 years, & I escaped from my mother’s womb on December 28. I’m not single, I’m plural. But still not in a relationship. *sigh* I’m incredibly lonely. If i asked you to follow me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? c: anyway, if you need to talk, I’m a pretty good listener. (: I live in San Diego, California. Nonexistent winters and permanent tans. d: But yeah, I like to make new friends so talk to me maybe? (:
me = running + exercise + food + bubble wrap
Maroon5 | angry birds | the sound of laughter | music | singing | swimming | rainy days | hugs so tight you can barely breathe | friends that are kept forever | missing someone so much your heart aches | nail polish | laying in a field of grass | the beach | san diego, cali | writing | HARRY POTTER | sixbillionsecrets | be my friend? | a dream is a wish your heart makes | smiles | 11:11 | loving someone so much you can’t bear to see them hurt | i miss you | incubus | red hot chili peppers | matchbox 20 | sara barielles | thomas fiss | hmu, yeah?
i want to die. but you can't see this because it is invisible. like me.
i love you, whoever you are for reading this. Thank you.don't worry about love, you'll find it.
romeo: hey i just met you. romeo: and this is crazy. romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago. romeo: so marry me maybe.
I want to buy a Volkswagon Bug. Not because I actually want one, but because I will be able to drive around all day with the satisfaction of knowing that I am the reason some poor shmoe is getting punched.
me at school: how do I hold a pencil me at school: when can I eat me at school: dafuq is this me at school: dafuq is that me at school: don't look at me peasants me at school: when am I ever going to need this me at school: are there any hot, new, single guys with low standards? me at school: I'd rather be on witty.
a pop group: one direction a bisexual pop group: both directions a pansexual pop group: all directions an asexual pop group: no directions a questioning pop group: which direction *no hate. I have nothing against one direction, bisexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, etc just thought this was hilarious.