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MsHoran
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:06am UTC

Me: Please can you grow?
Hair: no lol
Boobs: nope
Stomach: OF COURSE BABE ANYTHING FOR YOU!
Me: -.-

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0____0
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 7:04am UTC

I walked up to my bed.
There layed a note saying,
"I've been thinking for a while and I have
come to a decision. I don't want to be your
boyfriend."
I was in tears.
But I turned around to find
him bent on one knee and
he asked,
"Will you marry me?"
So now I'm picking out my dress.

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xxcandycakesxx
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 4:05pm UTC

I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads abs.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt!!!

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:03am UTC

I'm just sayin'
It's fine by me, if you never leave.
jayciecutie01's format

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:19pm UTC

she was tired
of always saving everyone else
// when she couldn't even
save herself.
under inspirational, cause there is no "vent" ugh

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 7:59pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote if you're ugly.
landoniswitty's format. leave credit!

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:25am UTC

My mom's best friend slept over the other night.
her: *Wakes up to use the bathroom*
her:
her: omg
her: OMG!!!
her: I CAN'T SEE!!!
her: *begins touching her eyes frantically*
her: SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE !!
her: *starts crying*
her: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!! *hyperventilating*
her: IM BLIND!!
me: *Turns on light*
me:
me: It gets really dark in here at night.
mom: HAHAHAHA
-true story.

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TheOtherDirection
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:08pm UTC

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:18pm UTC

*shaving in the shower*
Me: *finally shaves efficiently*
Me: SUCCESS
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: awh, sh/t. there's another leg.

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RonnieMiller
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:26am UTC

Facebook:
A social network for everyone
Twitter:
A social network for teenagers
Witty Profiles:
A social network for awkward potatoes.

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EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Teacher: From all this talking I assume you're done with your work.
Me: From all this complaining I assume you're still single.

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伤*
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:49am UTC

"We should love, not fall in love
because everything
that falls gets broken."
- Taylor Swift ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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_g0ldenkiid*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:21am UTC

Today I saw the Victoria's Secret's 'Love my body' campain...
It had a bunch of really skinny, pretty models. I then looked at Dove 'Real Beauty Campain' and it didn't have any skinny models, it had normal, bigger, taller, dark skinned normal girls. Now which one do you most look up to?♥

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have attempted to accomplish something before the microwave got to 00:00.
And succeeded.
♥

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purdygirl
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 7:15pm UTC

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udontknowme_anymore
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:05am UTC

* me and my brother were having a fight and his freind connor was there.*
me: just shut up you stupid pric*
brother: why the fu// should i you fat pig.
me:* hits brother*
brother: * goes to hit me but connor grabbs his arm.*
connor: dude, shes a girl, you NEVER hit a girl. and dont call her fat either she might be on her * whispers* period.
true story.......

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ilovemikaylaandmelissa
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 2:08pm UTC

We Were Given Middle Names
To know when we're in trouble

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 2:48pm UTC

guys who kiss a girl
To sHut Her up.

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Dear Board of Education,
So are we.

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Pretty Little Liars #3
Spencer: Can you walk any softer?.
Hanna: Oh please, Jenna can't hear us, she's blind.
Follow for a follow

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