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albaniangurl123
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 11:55am UTC

Feeling him smile
As you two kiss
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 7:09pm UTC

once
we share an inside
joke i will not
stop reminding you of
how funny it is
until you regret ever
meeting me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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darkeyeangel
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC

#nerdproblem:
I'm gonna treat you like my homework.
I'm gonna slam you on my desk and do you all night long.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 6:35pm UTC

During School:
Some Girl: Can I borrow a dollar?
Me: It's my lunch money..
Some Girl: You don't need to eat..
You need to try anerexia
Me:
Some Girl:But I'm thin so I can eat.
Me:
Some Girl: But you shouldn't since
you're fat.. So can I have the money?
Me: - Hands her the money and runs
to the bathroom to throw up my breakfast-
true story

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KatieeLovesYouu
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:34pm UTC

You discover a bruise...
first thing you do is think
"How did I get this?"
Second thing you do?
Poke it.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:06pm UTC

adventures with braces:
last night i woke up at about two in the morning and my teeth were super sore so i went outside to the garage to get some icecream. (we have a massive freezer in there). but i somehow managed to accidentally lock myself in there and i ended up stuck in the garage for two hours with no painkillers in the dark.
and it turned out that the icecream was chewy caramel flavour.
chewy . caramel . flavour .
chewy caramel.
CHEWY.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC

have you ever met someone
so attractive it made you mad?

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:44pm UTC

when i'm president of america,
you're all invited to the white house for movies and nutella.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:55pm UTC

50 degrees in the fall: Man, where's my jacket?
50 degrees in the spring: F/ck yeah, it's finally warm again!
50 degrees in Florida: Oh god, I think I'm gonna get frostbite. Where the f/ck did I put my parka? Jesus Christ, we're all gonna die a cold, icy death.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:50pm UTC

So you played her
because you never liked her?
How would you like it
if you switch the role?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:55pm UTC

'Why can't guys look at me like that ?'
'Because just like Rapunzel,
you're never looking when they do.'

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:59pm UTC

“It's just that I don't want to be somebody's crush.
If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me,
not what they think I am.And I don't want them to carry it around
inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it too.”
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

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Lgirl
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Teacher: Ok class give me an example of a coincidence.
Me: My parents got married on the same day.

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hotchick123
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 2:13pm UTC

The last song you listened to
With ' in my pants' added on the end
Comment yours <3

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Have you ever been so damn sad
that you could physically feel the pain?

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Leah_Jane933
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my Parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.

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pokoro
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC

People not on east coast: Holy crap HURRICANE SANDY DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOMES STOCK UP ON WATER AND PLEASE GIVE US UPDATES ON WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS IS A HUGE STORM BE PREPARED GET FLASHLIGHTS AND LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A FIRE AND HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL ALSO KEEP A LIFERAFT NEARBY ANDMAYBE SOME LIFE JACKETS OR JUST BUY A BOAT JUST IN CASE BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
PEOPLE ON EAST COAST: lol does anyone want to come over I'm bored and it's raining like a bîtch out there

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beachbabe7
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
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xForeverLovedx
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October 23, 2012 4:47pm UTC

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 2:37pm UTC

Zayn Malik: "For every girl who insults Niall
then comes to see Louis, Harry, Liam and me.
...I'm not going to call you a Directioner."

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