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happiest*
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September 29, 2013 2:29pm UTC

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

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Amenah
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September 29, 2013 10:52am UTC

ADMIT IT.
You should be doing your homework right now.

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BlackButterflies
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August 24, 2013 2:06am UTC

it really bugs me when people tell other people (teenagers especially) that they are "too young to know what love means". so, what, there's an age limit now? the minute you hit 20 you suddenly sit up in bed and go, "oh my god, i understand! "
feelings are different for different people.
some people are mature enough to understand and fall in love at the age of twelve.
some people are not mature or perceptive enough to fall in love when they're fifty.
maybe the thirteen year old girl who says she's in love with this guy will look back and decide it wasn't love. maybe she'll marry him. maybe they'll break up two months later but she'll look back on it in ten years time and know that she did love him. who knows? you don't know.

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BlackButterflies
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August 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

in humans fetuses, the anu.s develops first, so there
has been a point in all our lives where we were literally
just an as.shole. unfortunately, a lot of people don't
seem to have developed past that stage.

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lovecrazy
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August 12, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Mom: When you were little-
Me: Is that a fat joke?

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jimmy365
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August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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Dishonored*
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August 11, 2013 3:37pm UTC

In third grade:
Friend: Cute kids grow up to be ugly, and ugly kids grow up hot.
Me: OH GOD, PLEASE, TELL ME I'M UGLY.

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flyingbacon7
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August 11, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Now that I look back
I wasn't in love with you
I was in love of the idea of being loved

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Vanessa15*
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August 11, 2013 5:05am UTC

That moment when you realize your wrong,
but you keep on arguing anyway.

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glitter162*
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August 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC

If you shut off the internet
in the U.S., we would overthrow the Government within hours.

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glitter162*
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August 11, 2013 4:28pm UTC

Why is there a show called
"When Animals Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals".

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glitter162*
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August 11, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I wonder if clouds ever look
down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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August 11, 2013 9:49am UTC

Isn't it weird
that we pay money to see other human beings?

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伤*
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August 11, 2013 1:49pm UTC

friend: imagine if someone sent you a list of reasons why they love you
me: why would i want blank paper

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yourcool
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August 11, 2013 1:37am UTC

i'm trying to get back my original
weight of 7 pounds and 2 ounces

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
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August 6, 2013 2:16pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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Hale_Storm18
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August 5, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I love how in French, you don't really say eighty. You say quatre-vingts,
which means 4 20s. Blaze it.

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Hale_Storm18
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August 5, 2013 8:47pm UTC

I may be a b.itch, but at least I've never sent anonymous hate to someone.

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Livelovemusic11
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August 5, 2013 2:55pm UTC

“Teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight”
ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHITTT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST
SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING.

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