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Me: Is that a fat joke?

 
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Mom: When you were little- Me: Is that a fat joke?

123 faves · 2 comments · Aug 12, 2013 3:04pm

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yourcool · 1 decade ago
now that he told a story, I shall:
so I was in grade 6 when I came into class with a breakfast sandwich from dunkin donuts and my super irish science teacher who is a health freak decides to bring me, drag me, up to the front of the class and says "guys, today Amanda learned that by eating breakfast makes you skinnier." and I was like excuse me? i'm not fcking fat you as.hole. I weigh literally your leg. i'm eating this because I am fcking hungry.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
So one time I asked my math teacher if he could let me skip gym to make up a test because I didn't want to run the mile and he said "no running is good for you, you need to run" and basically I screamed "IS THAT A FAT JOKE" and he burst out laughing. He's mean
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