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  1. 4/20 b!!!ttcchh * 4/20 b!!!ttcchh *
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    I'm holding on your rope got me ten feet off the ground. And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me then you go an cut me down.. but wait.. You tell me that your sorry, didn't think I'd turn around and say , that it's to late to apoligize . it's too latee . <3

  2. theWalrus theWalrus
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    I don't want to be a millionaire,
    I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas

  3. hyperion* hyperion*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2014 10:36pm UTC
    you keep crushed glass in your pockets
    and like to tighten your fingers around the shards.
    you won’t let anyone help you pick out the pieces
    but sit there and complain about broken mirrors
    and the loneliness in this world.

  4. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    Holding on to anger is like
    drinking poison
    and expecting the other
    person to die.

  5. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 7:11am UTC
    Sometimes you look at a person and you think their drop dead gorgeous but after awhile they start to get look normal or just plain ugly. Other times you meet someone that you think is meh and then after awhile you wonder why you haven't noticed such a fine looking creature in your life.

  6. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 5:32pm UTC
    as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    "Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: Is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend --STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"

  8. OnlyAshleigh OnlyAshleigh
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    You feel small?
    Rub your eyes.
    Do you see the stars?
    You've got galaxies inside you,
    You've got a universe in there.

  9. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    I am much
    more me
    when i'm
    with you.

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    Funny prank: leave a note on a car apologizing for the damage and watch them go crazy searching for it.

  11. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.

  12. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2014 9:01pm UTC
    i can't even please my own dāmn family.

  13. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 9:10am UTC
    It's a metaphor,you see; you put the
    textbook in front of you , but you don't
    give it the power to actually teach you anything

  14. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 7:45am UTC
    I n v i s i b l e t e a r s a r e t h e
    h a r d e s t t o w i p e a w a y .

  15. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    I said I wouldn't sing but I accidentally sang 'real girls eat cake' by the Janoskians, not my fault it just slipped out and I accidentally swore.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. luz luz
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2014 5:20pm UTC
    I just feel really sad and I'm on the verge of crying and I have no idea why. I think it's my music, like it's not even a sad song, it just makes me feel sad.

  18. Lizzayy* Lizzayy*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2014 11:30pm UTC
    It's sad how easily your smile can turn into a frown.

  19. Lizzayy* Lizzayy*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 12:14am UTC
    It's sad because I don't think she realizes how lucky she is that she gets to love you and gets your love at the same time.

  20. IDK8D IDK8D
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    I'm not crazy
    I'm just special!! :D
    .......No, wait......
    maybe I'm crazy :l
    One second, I have to talk to myself about this,
    hold on...... :S

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