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posted a quote
December 10, 2013 8:09pm UTC

i wish i could loose weight- - - - - - - - - - - -
as fast
as i loose followers

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bye*
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August 8, 2013 4:20pm UTC

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my quote doesn’t have more faves

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vanilla_shortcake
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 8:51am UTC

Make your browser window smaller
Witty is purple.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC

Click this quote.
Start typing.
have fun.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 2:31pm UTC

we all have that boy
He’s the boy we try to pretend we aren’t looking for
as we make our way to class.
He’s the boy that we lie about
and claim to not care about anymore.
He’s the boy that gives you the cliche butterflies,
complete with the weakness in the knees...

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
she's perfect. all the guys love her,
and you're just you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My biggest fear
is dying in the shower and my family finding me naked.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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dreams_come_true
posted a quote
March 16, 2012 9:31pm UTC

Hey, Its Micheal i sit behind you in Science class
Oh yeah, whats up?
I was wondering if you would, go out with me?
Uhhmmm how about NO! Your the biggest geek in the grade and you think i would date you, hell no!
The next morning the boy was found dead in this room with a suicide letter saying "all because im the
geek from science"
This is a true story and the boy was my brother, please fav. if you are against biotches who do that.
RIP Mikey

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC

What type of mouse walks on two legs?
Idk, what?
nmf, followme(:
Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck?
nmf, followme(:
No, all ducks you idiot.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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Steve
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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j3susfr3ak
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC

LETS PLAY YES OR NO.
RULES: You can only say yes once & no once.
Are you beautiful _____... Are you lying? ____.
Just some inspirational quotes to make your day(:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who trys to get rid of the weird
thought in my head because I feel
like someone may be able to
read my mind.

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Simon says jump.
Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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livelaughlovee16

posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 7:27pm UTC

*My brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me: Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.
Can we just let this sink in?

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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 12:56pm UTC

Is it just me, or did we used to have normal-scented shampoos before? Everything was just strawberry, cinnamon, and citrus. Nice, normal things.
Now I pick up a bottle of shampoo and it's all like:
"DEW GATHERED BY MONKS FROM THE HIMALAYA MOUNTAINS MIXED WITH A ROOT OF AN ASNCLSCHBK PLANT THAT GROWS ONLY IN AN OBSCURE VILLIAGE IN AMAZONIA, WITH A DASH OF MAGICAL BERRIES FROM NARNIA TO GIVE YOU HAIR SOME VOLUME."
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT STILL SMELLS LIKE CITRUS TO ME.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 1:23pm UTC

if you try to wake me up by
pulling off my blakents, i'll probably kill you.

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