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*My brother's friend got another tattoo*

Me: 
Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.

Can we just let this sink in?

 
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*My brother's friend got another tattoo* Me: Now you can't

720 faves · 31 comments · Feb 6, 2013 7:27pm

finding_nemo

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finding_nemo


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funny · dumb · tattoo · canwejustletthatsinkin

BreeeFayy* · 1 decade ago
omg omg omg i didn't even get this at first omg
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*exploit* · 1 decade ago
A tattoo just goes across the surface of the skin (unless you're getting your ribs done, then the needle might get stuck a few times), whereas giving blood requires it actually, you know, SINKING INTO YOUR FLESH.
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cotoncandy_616 · 1 decade ago
I gave blood a couple days ago. Lost consciousness a couple minutes after. Got dragged to ER. Not pleasant.
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LiveTheDream · 1 decade ago
You can donate though...Depending on where you got it done
at least that's how it is here..
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
I think it depends on what state you're in.
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LiveTheDream · 1 decade ago
Yeah, i think it might lol
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luvyhu4ever · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
Wait why can't you give blood if you have a tattoo?
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
It's only for the first year, it's to make sure you wouldn't spread any diseases and such, and I think I'm not postive, you could get ink poisoning and there's a risk of spreading it. I also think it depends on which state you're in.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
If you have to many, then the ink level in your blood is too high. At least thats what my cousin said
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
WUT.
If you get a tattoo don't the people need to use needles?
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
Yeah that's why it made no sense.
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
okay good, i thought I was the only who thought this.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
But giving blood isn't compulsory... is it?
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
yeah, every year you have to give 7 pints? Did you not know what? Hmmmm... how interesting.
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
and that's IF you decide to donat blood.
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
No you don't. You give a pint, and have to wait at least 56 days before donating again, and times that by 7 that's 392... and there only 365 days in a year...
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
Sarcasm, my dear friend, is often overlooked on the internet and this is a prime example.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
No, I did not know that. Interesting? How so?
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
For I shall report back to the boss at hq. Oh, how pleased he will be. I predict very much so.
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
I'M NOT AMERICAN SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME. I'VE JUST ACCEPTED THE ROLE OF BEING AN IDIOT WHO KNOWS NOTHING.
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
Pardon me, but I do identify as English through and through.
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
No you don't..
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mexismoo · 1 decade ago
Read my comment with the sarcastic voice of matt smith as doctor who and you will find my comment to be much more, how you say, fun.
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
No, I just wanted to give him a little fun fact hahaha
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fake-mermaid* · 1 decade ago
hahaha sink in.... needles sink into your skin.... lol
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
um ew. Hahaha
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fake-mermaid* · 1 decade ago
sorry i find a pun in everything ill go away now (.__.)
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
Haha it's alright I hate needles so of course I pictured it
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
He can still give blood tho. You only have to have had the tattoo for a year. :P
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finding_nemo · 1 decade ago
I know but he just got it... it doesn't matter he's not giving any apparently
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