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momentsinlife
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August 1, 2012 9:46pm UTC

fat
single
ready for a pringle.
not mine, saw it somewhere, thought it was funny

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TheAnaDiaries
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July 31, 2012 11:57pm UTC

size 2,
high heel shoes,
latest dress,
jimmy choo.
white smile,
single file,
cat walk,
flaunt the style.
dressing room,
don't assume,
imperfections,
all too soon.
only 2,
down to puke.
perfect figure,
could be you.
MY QUOTE, DO NOT STEAL.

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21owls
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July 31, 2012 10:11pm UTC

plot twist: celebrities have fan-crushes

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伤*
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August 1, 2012 1:48pm UTC

And they say
she's in the class a team
stuck in her daydream
( OneDirection )

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:35pm UTC

we're out of milk...
dinkleburg...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh, that's nice.
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow, I hope we win.
Me watching the Olympics now: I'm gonna f#ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GabiPhantomhive_
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:46pm UTC

If I
stand
outside,
does
that
make me
outstanding?
Hahahahaha
Get it?
... No?
Okay then.
._.

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:24am UTC

When people yawn,
do deaf people think they're screaming?
nmf

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BravoSierra
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August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Some of you are actually pretty.What are you doing on the internet?

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Am I the only one who feels like an a//hole
when they fave a quote with 69 faves?
nmf

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lovebeinghyper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 9:15am UTC

Okay. So my aim is to follow everyone on Witty.
Fave or Comment if I haven’t followed you, and I will.
I wanna do this before my one year anniversary on Witty which is September 6th.
Please help!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:56pm UTC

me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same
nmq

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When I was little,
My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
only played music when it was sold out.
Well played Dad, well played.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
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July 22, 2012 8:29pm UTC

that one
person who can make
everything better
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Bravosierra*
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July 23, 2012 1:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 11:45pm UTC

I remember at school one day a girl had told me "you're ugly" infront of about ten other classmates.
When everyone looked at me for my reaction, I held my head high and simply said "I really don't give a f/uck."
I'm not going to let people like that tell me how do feel about myself.

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