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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AlyssaBreanne*
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July 22, 2012 10:28pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
You aren't the same person you were a year ago.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 22, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Mom: Run to the store and get some milk. If they have eggs, get six.
Me: Okay.
Me: *goes to the store*
Me: *comes back with milk*
Mom: Why'd you get six things of milk!?
Me: Because they had eggs!

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LandonIsWitty
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July 22, 2012 11:58pm UTC

me: omg its only 7 i have time to go on witty!
me: lol, quotes.
me: ahahhahah
me: oh, thats original. not.
me: "i'm a guy, gimme favs, wah"
me: was i like that?
me: ... hope not. jeez.
me: *adds quote*
me: *eats dinner while still on witty*
me: *gets yelled at by mom*
me: *takes shower*
me: *brings phone in shower so i can still read quotes*
me: *adds quote from shower*
me: *gets out, gets ready to sleep*
me: *checks time*
clock: 11:57 am
me:
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me: h o l y f u d g e
me:
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me: just enough time to add a quote about my failure of a life!
me: *adds quote*
me: *stalks quote until it gets a fave*
me:
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me: this has been a productive night.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Nathannn
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July 12, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I'm cancer free♥

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linabinabae
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July 12, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Girls Like me .
Now that I have your attention...
“One of our amazing wittian's, is considering to not write anymore, because of some school drama. That witty writer, is Kara. AKA TheMascaraSeries. Now, I know she is a popular writer on here and thats why I'm doing this. Not because out of selfishness, but of kindness. Apparently she's ugly <--- that's far from the truth. She's the most beautifullest girl I have ever know. She's not talented <--- One of the best writers I have ever seen. I love how her stories have twists, and school drama that you could see happening in real life. She's Stupid <--- If she was so stupid, why would we all love her so da*n much? If she was stupid, why wasn't she casted as patrick? She should die of cancer <--- Die of cancer my a$$! If I found out she died of cancer, I'd catch a plane to Iowa so I could see her. And I know a lot of you would too! So with that being said, We all love Kara, and Witty wouldnt be the same if we lost someone. I mean, look how much its already changed! Now, I know a lot of people hate the 'fave this quote to...' bitt, but I'm asking you to fave this quote. not for popularity, but so Kara can see this and stay on witty. And last but not least, something to Kara: Kara, what I commented on chapter 19 of girls like me, was true. It wasnt just a suck up act to keep you on. It was the truth, all put into that comment! Now, after my little vent, please, please, please, if you love TheMascaraSeries's stories as much as I do, please fave. To keep her on :)
From: All your witty fans

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taaarrrraaa
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July 12, 2012 1:27pm UTC

Not being able to favourite
a quote because there is "69"
in the number of faves.

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only_abigale
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July 12, 2012 2:27pm UTC

I want to see Magic Mike for its storyline
-said nobody ever

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yourcool
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July 12, 2012 6:08pm UTC

I've probably learned more from
Google, than I have from school.

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AlyssaBreanne*
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July 12, 2012 11:46am UTC

Mom: who were you just talking to on the phone?
Me: Jake... from state farm.
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: Jeremy... from science.
Mom: who are you video chatting with?
Me: Flo... from progressive.
Mom: okay sweetie, have fun!
Me: Works every time:)
*rewards self with a slice of cake*

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
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July 12, 2012 7:45pm UTC

cute boy: I really like you and I think you're really pretty.
me:
cute boy:
me:
cute boy:
me:
cute boy:
me: Sarcasm not appreciated

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jordankimberly21
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July 7, 2012 5:58pm UTC

missed me, missed me.
now you gotta kiss me.
♥

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