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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    If Prince Charles’s ringtone
    isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to
    be King then what’s the point
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  2. Waffle Waffle
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    "Ooooooh,"
    I say as I still don't understand.

  3. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    "you look tired" is basically like saying "did you even try today"

  4. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  6. blondieblue12 blondieblue12
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Am I the only one who hasn't had my first kiss yet?

  7. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Her names Victoria
    She died a hero yesterday. She hid her first graders in the cabinets and the closets after hearing the gunfire. When the shooter came to her classroom, she told him that her students were in the gym. He then gunned her down and moved on. She saved the lives of all her students . Please pass this on if you see it.
    She deserves to be remembered for her bravery

  8. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    I'm cancer free♥

  9. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    This is for the 18 kindergarteners
    » who don't get to see tommorrow.

  10. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I know you all don't care..
    But this year, my daddy won't be spending Christmas in Iraq.. He'll be home with me!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. ayerosiee ayerosiee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    I'm 16 &
    I've never had a boyfriend or my first kiss. ♥

  14. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Plot twist: Everybody is still friends when the game of Monopoly is over.
    Bigger plot twist: The monopoly game is over.

  15. xXxrhiannonxXx xXxrhiannonxXx
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:59am UTC
    Everybody has that one friend,
    that makes you want to punch them
    in the face 99% of the time,
    but for some reason
    you keep being friends with them.

  16. hockeyjones17 hockeyjones17
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Hey, do me a favor?
    Press the ♥ button,
    Then press ctrl W,
    and laugh.
    not my format.

  17. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody
    Mr. Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift ?
    London: You mean the PRNDL ?
    Mr. Moseby: The what ?
    London: The PRNDL .
    Mr. Moseby: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L ?
    London: I'm not a child, Moseby, I know how to spell PRNDL .
    Mr. Moseby: It's not something you spell, it is a gear shift .
    Mr. Moseby: The letters stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Low !
    London: You're making me nervous with all this techinical talk !
    Mr. Moseby: Oh, I'm sorry ! Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio .
    Mr. Moseby: Would you like AMMM or FMMMM ?

  18. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    I wonder what Nandos tastes like...
    Anyone else?

  19. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Here's to the people who
    watched F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
    Chandler Bing, Monica Geller, Rachel Green, Joey Tribbiani, Ross Geller, and Phoebe Buffay.❤

  20. ViTaKa89 ViTaKa89
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    I love those sleepovers with your best friend where you just sit around all night and talk about the most random subjects and remember moments from the past...
    format : Socially_Awkward_Penguin

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