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UnicornHipster

Status: this was my old account but now i use it to test my layouts :]

Member Since: 26 Jul 2012 02:42pm

Last Seen: 8 Aug 2013 01:13am

user id: 320610

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About me.
type here.On this layout you can type your about me here. feel free to customize it but just because you've changed it does not make it yours. just comment on Jade672 my witty:) so yeah. if you're using this then thanks. Okay so yeah blah blah blah blah Peace out guys, and enjoy :D
  1. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    My laziness is exactly as the number 8
    If it lays down,it becomes infinite

  2. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    I think its funny that people who treat you like crap
    get offended when you finally do the same to them.

  3. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a
    month from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant,
    have a nice day!"

  4. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 11:07pm UTC
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    THe PaTH To Heaven runs
    THrougH MILes oF cLouDeD HeLL
    -Imagine Dragons ♦
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  5. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Bored? here's a link to watching chasing mavericks for free c; yourr welcome (btw it's a good movie , it's about a surfer based on a true story)
    http://www.megashare.info/watch-chasing-mavericks-online-TmpBMk1nPT0
    favorite this quote if you're watching it later or maybe now, i want everyone to watch that movie its inspiring.
    comment if you've seen the movie already :)

  6. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    *25 years from now*
    my child:Mom , i'm hungry .
    Me:That's nice sweetie not know i'm on witty.

  7. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Her names Victoria
    She died a hero yesterday. She hid her first graders in the cabinets and the closets after hearing the gunfire. When the shooter came to her classroom, she told him that her students were in the gym. He then gunned her down and moved on. She saved the lives of all her students . Please pass this on if you see it.
    She deserves to be remembered for her bravery

  8. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    O m g
    he asked me out today. I was adorable :3
    him:why don't you have a boyfriend
    me:i don't know ._.
    him*grabs my hand* Can i be your boyfriend?

  10. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 7:24pm UTC
    I know the world isn't going to end
    because my yogurt expires in 2013

  11. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    *Conversation with Le' friend*
    Friend:After all this crap they're still together.
    Me:Who??
    Friend:My butt cheeks
    Me:Wait.. why am I you're friend again?

  12. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    credit:UnicornHipster
    I don't know where I stand with HIM .
    ♥ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEAN TO HIM
    All I know is that every time»»»
    I THINK OF HIM ,(♥)
    All I wanna do is be with him

  13. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    *lol I swear to the lord I will do this*
    Halloween 10/31/12
    Kid:*Knocks*
    Me:*Knock back*

  14. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    *When my aunt , uncle , and I go to a store and
    they put the song "the freaks come out at night*
    Uncle:*starts dancing*
    Uncle:The freaks come out at night
    Aunt:Babe stop you're embarrasing me
    Uncle:*Starts dancing more*
    Uncle:THE FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT!!
    Aunt:*facepalm* -___-

  15. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    sometimes just
    BEING YOURSELF««
    CAN INSPIRE OTHERS
    TO BE BRAVE ENOUGH
    to be themselves

  16. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:27am UTC
    You think you're awkward?
    P-lease , well i'm more awkward then the Addam's family

  17. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    i love you
    Why would you like someone as ugly, fat,and someone who is a loner like me?
    Go look in the mirror.Did it break? No, cause you're beautiful. Go stand on the scale.Did it say error? No , because you're skinny.Look down at you're phone.Are you alone? No , cause you have me.

  18. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    I d o n ' t w a n t t o . . .
    Dream of you anymore
    I want you for real

  19. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Student : I have a question.
    Teacher:I have an answer.
    Mind, Blown.Okay?

  20. UnicornHipster UnicornHipster
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Autumn
    A second spring when
    ever y leaf is a flower ♥
    -Albert Camus

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