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TheNameIsBarbie
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August 12, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Plot Twist: Jimmy didn't protest.

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bailie008
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August 12, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Attractive person: Hey
Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?

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EjSweet2
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 10:57am UTC

Does anyone else's Mom have a
problem with not closing doors...
Especially bathroom doors?

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ImNotWeirdUrNormal
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 10:59am UTC

Boys are so complicated.
Every guy I've ever liked either turned out to be a creep, moved, liked somebody else or got some other girl pregnant.
I should just stick to my unhealthy obsessions with those insanely hot celebritiy guys that I'll never have chance with.
At least they won't hurt me.

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MolzyBabz99
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August 12, 2012 11:00am UTC

*Home Alone*
Me: I WANNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT,JUMP AROUND UNTIL WE SEE THE SUN!!!
Me: *eats heaps of junk food*
Me: *rolling down the stairs*
Me: NOW IM CLIMBING THE WALLS! *trys climbing the wall*
Me: ONE DIRECTION I HAVE THAT ONE THING!
Me: Party!! *jumps on bed*
*parents walk through door*
Me: *yawns* thanks for waking me up!

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mskpd333
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August 12, 2012 11:00am UTC

*Me and my Family sitting at breakfast
Mom: Come here, I need to tell you something in your ear
Me: *goes over to mom
Mom: If you want i can shave your underarms later...
Me: O.o no thanks....
Dad: ooh! tell me the secret too
Me and Mom: O.o
Mom: no its about girly stuff
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: *pouts
Dad: well im gonna tell secrets about boy stuff to your brother
Mom: O.o
Me: O.o
I live in a family of freaks -.-

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