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mskpd333

1. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   Most Girls: OMG MY CHEEKS ARE SO SOFT
   Me: OMG MY NECK IS SO SOFT
   THE AWKWARDNESS -.-
   
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2. mskpd333
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   December 20, 2012 3:47pm UTC
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3. mskpd333
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   December 5, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   *looks at pretty girl
   Me: mehhh why can't i be pretty and skinny like that
   Mom: you have to eat healthy and excercise
   Me: ew what's that
   
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4. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   I like music
   I hate people
   It's Really quite Simple
   
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5. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   LOLOLOLOLOL
   You know how people are all like 'OHMYGOSH WHAT IF SOMEONE I KNOW FINDS MY WITTY'
   LOL well guess what? Someone did find my witty.......
   My MoM.
   true story
   
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6. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   November 22, 2012 11:59am UTC
   Go to your search box and type in
   Kittyprofiles.com
   Coincidence? I think not :)
   
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7. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Sorry,Me and Excercise just don't "work out"
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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8. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   If you really knew me
   You wouldn't be standing there watching me suffer.
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9. mskpd333
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   Me: I hate you.
   Person: Hate is a strong word
   Me: I still hate you
   
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10. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Me when something bad happens: why
    
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11. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Person I hate: *asks question
    Me:
    Person:
    Me:
    Person:
    Me:
    Person: Well aren't you gonna answer?
    Me: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all"
    Person:what
    Me: *walks away like a boss
    
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12. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    "I hate when boys look at me"
    -said no girl ever.
    
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13. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 7:52pm UTC
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    I'm just another mistake in this h3ll of a world.
    
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14. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Suicide.
    The one thing God can't control.
    
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15. mskpd333
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    November 11, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Me: *adds a quote
    Me: It sounded better in my head -.-
    
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16. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 6:33pm UTC
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    You know what?
    I'm done. I dare myself from now on to be happy. I'm tired of being antisocial and sad.I'm taking control of my own life now. You guys should try it too.
    
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17. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I just hate who I become the second I step through those school doors.
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18. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Is it because she's pretty and I'm not?
    
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19. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    My Mother: What on earth do you do spending hours on the internet?
    Me:*looks at cat
    Me: ....You won't rat me out right?
    Mom:
    Cat:
    Me:
    Cat:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Cat: Meow.
    
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20. mskpd333
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Me: I should go on a diet
    Me: *sees food
    Me: maybe tomorrow....
    
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