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1. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   mom: imagine being on the same plane as one direction
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom: theres no where for them to escape
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom: ...are you breathing?
   
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2. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   texts from last night #1
   she didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were f/ucking
   100+ likes and ill do a series(:
   
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3. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 11:41am UTC
   fav if you're a celebrity and you are just trolling everyone.
   
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4. itsateenthing
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   August 28, 2012 11:10am UTC
   That one pair
   of jeans you wear pretty much everyday;
   but hope no one notices ..
   ♥
   
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5. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 10:38am UTC
   When I was little
   i would look through the car window and imagine myself doing tricks along the road
   
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6. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 10:29pm UTC
   snap → snap
   ↙
   snap → snap
   
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7. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 10:19pm UTC
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   Jersey shore funny moments
   #1
   Snooki: Guys are douuchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to deal with women and I feel thats whythe lesbiian rate is going up in this country.
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8. itsateenthing
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   murderer: i am going to kill you
   man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
   murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day
   
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9. itsateenthing
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   August 19, 2012 2:27pm UTC
   Sharks aren't the bad guys.
   If some stranger entered my house in just a speedo, I would probably attack him, too.
   *not
   
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10. itsateenthing
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 2:10pm UTC
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    "Friends"
    funny moments #3
    Ross: Phoebs, its going to be okay.
    Phoebe: Easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out of your vag!na.
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11. itsateenthing
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:50pm UTC
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    "Friends"
    funny moments #2
    Phoebe: You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my b/tches.
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12. itsateenthing
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    August 12, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Falling for a guy you never thought you'd fall for.
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13. itsateenthing
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    August 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC
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    "Friends"
    funny moments #1
    Guy: Phoebe...great name
    Phoebe: You like that? You should hear my phone number.
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14. itsateenthing
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Boyfriend: i love you :)
    Me: I love you too :)
    Boyfriend:
    Me:
    Boyfriend:
    Me:
    Boyfriend:
    Me:
    Boyfriend:
    Me: *wakes up*
    
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