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TheNameIsBarbie

Status: ew, homework.

Member Since: 26 Apr 2010 03:24pm

Last Seen: 3 Feb 2014 03:40pm

Birthday: January 25

Location: Ireland

user id: 107202

208 Quotes
9,985 Favorites
301 Following
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  1. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 6:12pm EST
    Attractive male: Hello :)
    Me: Oh dear god..
    Me: what do I do
    Me: Hey(:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: wait no that was wrong

  2. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:35pm EST
    Okay Witty,
    I need your help with a debate that me and my bestie can't work out.
    Taylor Swift vs. Lana Del Rey
    Your help would be much appreciated ♥.

  3. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:04pm EDT
    Plot Twist: Jimmy didn't protest.

  4. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:04pm EDT
    click to see this quote

  5. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 2:36pm EDT
    If a vampire bites a zombie,
    does the vampire become a zombie,
    or does the zombie become a vampire?

  6. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:48pm EDT
    The 30 second advertisement before a Youtube video
    makes me die a little inside.

  7. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 3:25pm EDT
    The mirror can lie
    It doesn't show you what's inside

  8. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:15pm EDT
    I don't wanna be afraid,
    I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today

  9. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 3:38pm EDT
    Apparently,
    you burn 720 calories in an 8 hour sleep. And my mom says I get no exercise..
    ...

  10. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:34pm EDT
    'yolo' whispered the ginger boy as he emerged into the sunlight

  11. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 11:33am EDT
    Being Irish #11
    They are not potatoes, they are spuds.

  12. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:32pm EDT
    B.o.B: Open up the fridge 'bout 20 times, but you still can't find no food in it, that's foolishness.
    Me: You know me so well..

  13. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 6:46pm EDT
    I wish we could add quotes to more than
    one category
    just me?

  14. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 5:01pm EDT
    Every time I see a quote that says
    'This quote does not exist',
    theres a mini Lindsey Lohan in my head saying
    " T h e l i m i t d o e s n o t e x i s t ! "

  15. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 8:15am EDT
    Being Irish #11
    'Sure for the craic' is a perfectly valid reason to do absolutely anything

  16. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:43pm EDT
    Being Irish #10
    Being called 'daycent', 'beor', or a 'pure ride' is a huge compliment

  17. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:36pm EDT
    Being Irish #9
    'Jaysus, you're a horrid eejit' is a perfectly normal thing to say to someone

  18. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:30pm EDT
    Being Irish #8
    Seeing people collecting the dole (unemployment benefit) in their work uniform

  19. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:27pm EDT
    Being Irish #7
    In America, its St.Patrick's Day, but in Ireland, its Paddy's Day

  20. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:21pm EDT
    Being Irish #6
    "F/ck off" can mean "Are you serious?"

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