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  1. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Hi, I'm Dillon. I've been here on witty for about 4 days
    I've noticed ONE thing, and one thing only: every girl on here is drop-dead gorgeous.

  2. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
    -mine

  3. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    We’re teenagers.
    We stay up too late at night.
    We have messy rooms
    We can be extremely lazy
    We fall asleep thinking of him
    We fall in love much too fast
    We get our hearts broken
    We cry ourselves to sleep
    We get in arguments, a lot.
    We always think we’re right.
    We make many mistakes.
    We’re nowhere near perfect.
    We have little confidence.
    We feel like we’re not good enough
    But as we start to grow older,
    We learn from all of that.
    And that’s how we become adults.

  4. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    one direction Story.
    wanting to write a story, It's about One Direction,
    *Will Be Told From Different POVS.*
    Characters;;
    Liam's Girlfriend; Emerielynn
    Liam's Sister;
    Louis's GF;
    Louis's Sister
    Louis's Sister;
    Harry's GF;
    Harry's Sitster;
    Niall's Sister;
    Niall's GF;
    Zayn's GF;
    Zayn's Bestfriend;
    Crazy obsessed fans( I need 5);
    COMMENT WHO YOU WANN BE & Your name, With a quick Dscription of what you wanna look like,
    HURRY BEOFRE YOUR SPOTS TAKEN!

  5. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Favorite this quote for,
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    Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
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    Profile picture;
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    I'll do them all I promise!
    nmq just really bored

  6. Sammialexv Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 11:07am UTC
    favorite this quote for,
    username;
    okay⎢good⎢great⎢amazing⎢perfect⎢marry me
    profile;
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    your quotes;
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    i'll do them all (:

  7. WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating WithABrokenHeartThatsStillBeating
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Good luck trying to find someone who cares like I did. Who understands you like I did. Who is forgiving like I am. And when you realize there's no one out there like me, I won't be where you left me.

  8. That_Secret13 That_Secret13
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Witty Island,
    Witty should buy an island. All of it's users would get relocated to the island where we will all live together.
    There will be free wifi throughout the island, &
    Free laptops will be handed out upon arrival to those that didnt have one.
    There will be houses that we will all live in,
    sorted by types of quotes... Love, Funny, Vent, 1D, Hunger Games, Stories, Poems etc.
    There will also be music constantly playing throughout the island, varying in many different genres.
    We'll throw crazy parties and there will be maids to clean up our messes after.
    Also, there will be a special supermarket with every food known to man in it and it's all free.
    & Lets not forget, you will also be given a cat, because b*tches love cats.
    Even if it were just for a day,
    I dont know about you man but.
    my quote, idea from Tumblr
    I'd want to go there ♥

  9. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    And what would you do
    If i showed up at your door steps in tears saying "I miss you..."

  10. WittyCookie145 WittyCookie145
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    There's a 99.9% of possibilities that he's not
    thinking about me. That 0.01% always keeps
    me hopeful, though.

  11. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  12. loveyoux10000 loveyoux10000
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Am I seducing you by eating slowlyThere needs to be a witty profiles camp...only girls, and have cabins and stuff for the summer, you pay to get in, and hang with a bunch of girls. cabin mates would be decided by what catagory you tend to quote about, like break-up, love, depression ect. And everyone can talk, vent and make new friends they can relate to. Is there anyway I can get this to a witty god (or whatever head master,) so they can take it into consideration and maybe happen. Fav if you think its a good idea. The more favs maybe a better chance of it happening.. :) ♥ it can happen if we believe.

  13. elenisawesome elenisawesome
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 6:46am UTC
    Please Read (True Story) Today my neighbour died of cancer Her name was lilly and was only 4 years old She managed to cope with It for 3 years She only had a year of a life Please fave if you think you're very lucky that you have a life Not like poor little lilly ♥R.I.P Llilly ♥

  14. camelsandcheeserobots44427 camelsandcheeserobots44427
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    10 faves and I'll high-five him :)
    25 faves and I'll attempt a hug :)
    50 faves and I'll tell him I like him :)
    100 faves and I'll ask him out :)
    150 faves and I'll kiss him :)

  15. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Do you hate me? Cause lately it seems like it. I don't know what to do anymore. Just tell me if you don't want me anymore so I'm not waiting on something that's not there.
    I don't want you.
    I cried so much. </3

  16. kelssxo kelssxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I want too..
    -Wear your sweatshirt too bed.
    -Watch scary movies with you.
    -Hold hands.
    -Kiss you in the rain.
    -Go on long walks.
    -Laugh until I can't breath.
    -Make you watch chick flicks.
    -Talk on the phone 'till sunrise.
    -Play your favorite video games.
    -Buid a fort and have a snowball fight.
    -Sit in front of the fire place and talk about life.
    -Sneak out at night and watch the stars with you.
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you..♥

  17. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Calling me a fat, worthless, slutty pig?
    Telling me I should've aborted that mistake?
    Aww hell no, b*tch.
    This is where the earings come off.

  18. UnfogettableMe UnfogettableMe
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 10:15am UTC
    So today, I got an email from my dad.
    No, not my stepdad, my biological dad.
    I haven't seen him since I was nine.
    Don't assume he's a druggie or an alcoholic or in jail.
    He's autistic.
    Not severely, he lives alone. He just has a social disorder where he's afraid of being around people, and he has OCD.
    My mom and stepdad didn't believe he was "stable enough" to see me and my brother, so I haven't seen him for a while. But we email back and forth a few times a year.
    He was just wondering how everything was going, and he tried calling the house to talk to me, but I wasn't home.
    I told him I didn't live there anymore, that I was pregnant, and living with David.
    He called me, crying, saying if there was anything he could do for his beautiful baby, then to let him know. He also told me he loved me.
    And I told him I loved him too <3

  19. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    i wonder if we will
    ever talk again like we used to.

  20. melonroxs melonroxs
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Toddlers & Tiaras
    Mom: *after her 2 year old won the competition* What are you gonna buy with the money you won darling?
    Toddler: Cheese dip.
    Mom: Are you gonna share your cheese dip?
    Toddler: No.

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