NemoIsMySquishy

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NemoIsMySquishy

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About Me
hey guys:) you've stumbled across the best profile ever:) well..... im 14, i love lacrosse, cross country and running:) my fav show is regular show!! i have a major disease called one direction infection! My favorite is liam but i LOVEE them all!!! please follow!! i promise ill follow you and check out your quotes:)

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC

McDonalds Drive Thru Rap
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES
Format by Sandrasaurus

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 12:08am UTC

HAPPY FORTH OF JULY!!:P I WAS THE FIRST!!!!!!
~follow?

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Facts:
1) in a typical lifetime we spend 6 years dreaming
2) all animals dream to
3) you forget 90% of your dreams within 10 minutes of waking up
4) on average right handed people live longer than left handed people
5) everyday you are breathing in 1/4 of other people's farts
6) Valentines day is one of the days for the highest suicide rates
7) 1/8 married couples met online last year
8) no word in the english language rymes with orange or month
9) the most common name in the world is mohammad
10) giraffe's are unable to cough
11) you share a birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world
12) a cow can climb strairs but are unable to climb down
13) an average person with laugh 15 times a day
14) a duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why
15) having blue eyes is actually a mutation. before the mutation everyone had brown eyes
16) there is a city named rome on every continant
17) owls are the only birds that can see the color blue
18) babies are born without knee caps
FEEL SMARTER?
*i just looked up random stuff on google and typed all of this up:) im really bored so follow and chat me maybe?:)

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Me: *watching t.v and someone goes under water*
Me: *instantly holds breath untill charater comes up for air*

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:18pm UTC

I think Jesse McCartney is 20x better than Justin Bieber...

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:45pm UTC

♥a drop in the ocean♥ ♥a change in the weather♥ ♥i was praying that you and me might end up together♥ ♥its like wishing for rain as i stand in the desert♥ ♥but im holding you closer than most♥ ♥cause you are my heaven♥
♥~Ron Pope "A Drop in the Ocean"♥

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

sometimes
Go F*ck A Cactus
says it all

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 4:28pm UTC

now you'll never see
what you've done to me
you can take back your memories
they're no good to me
and here's all your lies
you can look me in the eyes
with that sad sad look that you wear so well

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 11:54pm UTC

Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ One direction♥ they're all perfect, you can't just choose one ♥

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC

Favorite this quote for,
Username;
Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
Profile;
Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
Your quotes;
Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect
Profile picture;
Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
I'll do them all I promise!
nmq just really bored

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:22pm UTC

anyone else's thoughts while on witty?
Seen it
Seen it
OMG, this is so jocked, they could have at least changed the format
HAHA, that was a good one
i only get 3 faves how does she get 43803470345098722?
Aww, thats So sweet *tear*
Woww , I need more followers
Dang, I have no notifications!
im gonna say that to someone
really? another one direction quote?
Okaay, im gonna make a lot of Lot quotes and then log out, so when I get back on in a loooong time I'll have some notifications
*logs back on and sees 2 faves*
im famous!
~follow and ill follow back:)~

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 3:09pm UTC

alternate universe.
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=40608
♥
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♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:29pm UTC

click to see this quote

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:28am UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXfVSQYh84
I DIED.

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:20am UTC

‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
Spongebob&Patrick See You
nmq

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:55am UTC

one direction is
ama-Zayn
bril-Liam
extroadin-Harry
fabu-Louis
phenomo-Niall

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

anyone else remember...
do you like or like like him??:)

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 3:25pm UTC

I'm going to add one direction said this after every quote to get more faves...
~one direction

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:34pm UTC

*this is NOT my quote i just wanted more people to read it because its my favorite:) truegurl09*
Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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NemoIsMySquishy
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 11:28pm UTC

that moment when someone likes your quote:)

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