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NemoIsMySquishy

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Member Since: 25 Dec 2011 03:21pm

Last Seen: 27 Nov 2012 07:07pm

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hey guys:) you've stumbled across the best profile ever:) well..... im 14, i love lacrosse, cross country and running:) my fav show is regular show!! i have a major disease called one direction infection! My favorite is liam but i LOVEE them all!!! please follow!! i promise ill follow you and check out your quotes:)
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  1. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    McDonalds Drive Thru Rap
    I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
    Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
    We be up in this drive thru
    Order for two
    I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
    We need some chicken up in here
    In this dizzle
    For rizzle my nizzle
    Extra salt on the frizzle
    Dr. Pepper my brother
    Another for your mother
    Double double super size
    And don't forget the FRIES
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    HAPPY FORTH OF JULY!!:P I WAS THE FIRST!!!!!!
    ~follow?

  3. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Facts:
    1) in a typical lifetime we spend 6 years dreaming
    2) all animals dream to
    3) you forget 90% of your dreams within 10 minutes of waking up
    4) on average right handed people live longer than left handed people
    5) everyday you are breathing in 1/4 of other people's farts
    6) Valentines day is one of the days for the highest suicide rates
    7) 1/8 married couples met online last year
    8) no word in the english language rymes with orange or month
    9) the most common name in the world is mohammad
    10) giraffe's are unable to cough
    11) you share a birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world
    12) a cow can climb strairs but are unable to climb down
    13) an average person with laugh 15 times a day
    14) a duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why
    15) having blue eyes is actually a mutation. before the mutation everyone had brown eyes
    16) there is a city named rome on every continant
    17) owls are the only birds that can see the color blue
    18) babies are born without knee caps
    FEEL SMARTER?
    *i just looked up random stuff on google and typed all of this up:) im really bored so follow and chat me maybe?:)

  4. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    Me: *watching t.v and someone goes under water*
    Me: *instantly holds breath untill charater comes up for air*

  5. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    I think Jesse McCartney is 20x better than Justin Bieber...

  6. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    ♥a drop in the ocean♥ ♥a change in the weather♥ ♥i was praying that you and me might end up together♥ ♥its like wishing for rain as i stand in the desert♥ ♥but im holding you closer than most♥ ♥cause you are my heaven♥
    ♥~Ron Pope "A Drop in the Ocean"♥

  7. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    sometimes
    Go F*ck A Cactus
    says it all

  8. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    now you'll never see
    what you've done to me
    you can take back your memories
    they're no good to me
    and here's all your lies
    you can look me in the eyes
    with that sad sad look that you wear so well

  9. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ Harry ♥ Niall ♥ Liam ♥ Zayn ♥ Louis ♥ One direction♥ they're all perfect, you can't just choose one ♥

  10. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    Favorite this quote for,
    Username;
    Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
    Profile;
    Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
    Your quotes;
    Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect
    Profile picture;
    Okay⎢Good⎢Great⎢Amazing⎢Perfect⎢Marry me
    I'll do them all I promise!
    nmq just really bored

  11. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    anyone else's thoughts while on witty?
    Seen it
    Seen it
    OMG, this is so jocked, they could have at least changed the format
    HAHA, that was a good one
    i only get 3 faves how does she get 43803470345098722?
    Aww, thats So sweet *tear*
    Woww , I need more followers
    Dang, I have no notifications!
    im gonna say that to someone
    really? another one direction quote?
    Okaay, im gonna make a lot of Lot quotes and then log out, so when I get back on in a loooong time I'll have some notifications
    *logs back on and sees 2 faves*
    im famous!
    ~follow and ill follow back:)~

  12. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    alternate universe.
    http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=40608

    ♥♥
    ♥♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  13. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:28am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXfVSQYh84
    I DIED.

  15. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:20am UTC
    ‎/( • ) ( • )\ |( • ) ( • )|
    Spongebob&Patrick See You
    nmq

  16. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:55am UTC
    one direction is
    ama-Zayn
    bril-Liam
    extroadin-Harry
    fabu-Louis
    phenomo-Niall

  17. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    anyone else remember...
    do you like or like like him??:)

  18. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    I'm going to add one direction said this after every quote to get more faves...
    ~one direction

  19. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    *this is NOT my quote i just wanted more people to read it because its my favorite:) truegurl09*
    Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
    Please...
    Can you bleed for a week and survive?
    Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
    Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
    Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
    Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
    Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
    Can you --->face heartbreak?
    Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
    Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
    Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
    Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
    Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
    I Didn't Think So.

  20. NemoIsMySquishy NemoIsMySquishy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:28pm UTC
    that moment when someone likes your quote:)

:)

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