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Sammialexv

1. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   2010-
   Your only cool if you have silly bandz!
   2011-
   Let's go planking!
   2012-
   HEY! Lets all choke on some cinnamon!
   WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS!?
   
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2. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:47pm UTC
   KEEP
   CALM
   AND
   EAT
   ICE CREAM
   
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3. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:44pm UTC
   3 things I've
   Learnerd in
   School:
   1. Texting without looking
   2. Sleeping without getting caught
   3. Teamwork on Tests
   
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4. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:41pm UTC
   When life gives you
   SKITTLES
   chuck them at people
   and say,
   "Taste the
   freaking
   RAINBOW"
   
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5. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 10:52am UTC
   Life has no remote.
   Just get up and change it yourself.
   <3
   
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6. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 10:48am UTC
   Do more of what makes you happy.
   
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7. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 10:45am UTC
   ON THE INTERNET
   YOU CAN BE
   ANYTHING YOU
   WANT.
   IT'S STRANGE THAT SO MANY
   PEOPLE CHOOSE TO BE
   STUPID.
   
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8. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 11:07am UTC
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9. Sammialexv
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   That awkward moment when ...... An awkward moment isn't awkward..but should be. So it's awkward because it's not awkward.
   
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10. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    DEAR EGNSLIH TECAEHR,
    AS LNOG AS THE FSRIT &
    LSAT LTETER R IN THE
    SMAE PALCE, U CAN SILTL
    RAED THIS.
    SINCERELY,
    SLPELING IS NOT TAHT
    IPMRONTAT
    
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11. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    You don't know something?
    Google it.
    You don't know someone?
    Facebook it.
    You don't find something?
    MOM!
    
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12. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:09pm UTC
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13. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:42am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    tHAT AMAZING MOMENT
    when your messy bun comes out right on the first try
    <3
    
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14. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 8:39am UTC
    Only at McDonalds ,
    Do they say, "sorry about your wait"...
    ...AND actually mean "WEIGHT"
    
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15. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    When people yawn
    Do deaf people think they're screaming?
    \(^.^)/
    
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16. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Life is like
    photography
    We Develop From
    The Negatives
    
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17. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Loving someone
    who doesn't love you
    is like waiting for a ship
    at the airport
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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18. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    I'm not arguing,
    I'm just explaining
    why I'm right.
    
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19. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    S.M.H.
    
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20. Sammialexv
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Admit it, we all feel cool
    when we walk around the
    mall with tons of shopping
    bags in our arms.
    
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