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melonroxs

1. melonroxs
   posted a quote
   August 26, 2012 12:25am UTC
   The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.
   
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2. melonroxs
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   July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   Cop jokes aren't funny.
   So give it arrest.
   
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3. melonroxs
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   July 30, 2012 11:26pm UTC
   "Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on Earth, the person you become will meet the person you could have become."
   -Unknown
   
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4. melonroxs
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   July 30, 2012 11:16pm UTC
   do dogs even know they are dogs
   
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5. melonroxs
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   July 30, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they'll have the name of a fictional character and you will silently whisper to yourself "I can't believe their parents were in that fandom!"
   #i don't care how cute he is you can't hang out with cullen anymore
   
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6. melonroxs
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   July 30, 2012 1:28pm UTC
   England: And here's a Harry Potter tribute to remind you all that this is why we're better than you.
   
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7. melonroxs
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   April 1, 2012 9:23pm UTC
   Me: Hey mom, guess what?!
   Mom: What?
   Me: I have a boyfriend!
   Mom: Is this an April Fool's joke?
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me: ..yeah
   FOREVER ALONE.
   
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8. melonroxs
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   March 29, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   "Because in the end you can't always choose what to keep. You can only choose how you let it go."
   - Ally Condie
   
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9. melonroxs
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   March 29, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   "It is strange how we hold on to pieces of our past while we wait for our future."
   -Ally Condie
   
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10. melonroxs
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    March 28, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    No one ever cares about what I have to say.
    
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11. melonroxs
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    March 27, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    *when meeting someone new*
    Before I knew about the Hunger Games: Hi! How are you?
    After I knew about the Hunger Games: Hi. Team Gale or Peeta?
    ♥
    
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12. melonroxs
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    March 20, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    You're not supposed to look back,
    /////////////// you're supposed to keep going.
    -The lovely bones
    
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13. melonroxs
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    March 20, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    falling down in front of random people at Walmart... YOLO
    
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14. melonroxs
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    March 11, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    We cling to our fairytales until
    the price for believing them
    Becomes too high.
    
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15. melonroxs
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    March 11, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    "Life is like a bubble. Please don't pop my bubble."
    - my little sister ♥
    
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16. melonroxs
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    March 11, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    Benkinersophobia:
    The fear of not recieving a letter from Hogwarts on your 11th birthday.
    
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17. melonroxs
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    February 20, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Miley Cyrus :
    "Permanent December"
    Demi Lovato :
    "Remember December"
    Taylor Swift :
    "Back to December"
    Okay, question:
    What happened in December?
    ♥
    nmf/nmq
    
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18. melonroxs
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    February 20, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Its MY life
    & you know what?
    nobody invited you.
    
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19. melonroxs
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    February 17, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Gym Class
    Me: Why can't we play dogeball?
    Gym Teacher: Because there's a rule saying we're not allowed to use humans as targets.
    Me: *After 10 minutes of begging* Are you sure we can't play dodgeball?
    Gym Teacher: DO YOU THINK I MADE THE RULE? I LOVE USING HUMANS AS TARGETS! I WOULD HAVE YOU ALL THROW HALF DEFLATED BASKETBALLS AT EACH OTHER IF I COULD!
    Should I be worried?
    
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20. melonroxs
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    February 12, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    I love Luna Lovegood.
    she's all like: "Hey I'm Luna. You can insult me for being insane if you want. I don't care. I'll just stare at you awkwardly for the next hour."
    
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