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  1. enchantedartic enchantedartic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Internet: When a person appears in one of your dreams, it is because that person misses you.
    Me: Harry Styles knows who I am?

  2. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    When you get the urge to clean your room:
    1%- When you walk in your room and you're like
    "Wow. I should really clean this."
    99%- Midnight.

  3. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Admit it; we all wish we had a friend like Cat from Victorious.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    What I think when I'm Asleep in my bed:
    Me:Ok, time to go to bed.
    Me:I hope I don't get any bad dreams.
    Me:Whatever. I'm bad to the bones.
    Me:*hears walls cracking* OH MY GOSH WHAT WAS THAT?!
    Me:Oh. It was nothing.
    Me:What if there's something under my bed.
    Me:Gosh I'm so hot. Maybe if I take one foot out...
    Me:NO! I must not take my foot out or the murder will take me.
    Me:Hey. I should think of what to do tomorrorw. Oh yeah, I'm going on witty.
    Me:I should really get a life.
    Me:No! I love my life just the way it is.
    Me:Vanessa! Go to sleep!
    Me:Why the heck am I talking to myself?
    Me:*2 hours later*Hey I'm finally gonna go to sleep...
    Me:*next morning* Good Morning Sunshine! The earth says hello!
    *repeat the following night*
    not my font...my quote (true story)

  6. xStoleMyHeart xStoleMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    No, i'm not obsessed with Liam James Payne from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, UK born 29th of August 1993 at 1:OOpm at New Cross Hospital,
    Niall James Horan from Westmeath, Mullingar, Ireland born 13th of September 1993 at 8:O4am at Credit Valley Hospital,
    Harry Edward Styles from Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, UK born February the 1st 1994 at 12:O6am at Holmes Chapel Hospital,
    Zayn Javaad Malik from Bradford, West Lane Baildon, UK January 12th 1993 at 1O:OOam at St. Lukes Hospital &
    Louis William Tomlinson from Doncaster, South Yorkshire, UK born December the 24th 1991 at 12:24 at Doncaster Royal Infirmary.
    i promise.
    (OneDirection)

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 10:49am UTC
    YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL
    LIKE A WASTE OF SPACE
    you're original, cannot be repaced
    if you only knew what the future holds
    after a hurricane comes a rainbow
    >>Firework<<
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  8. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Tom Daley: Hi I'm Tom Daley.
    Tom Daley: I'm 18.
    Tom Daley: I'm hot as f/ck.
    Tom Daley: I dive professionally.
    Tom Daley: I'm competing in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games
    Tom Daley: I'm British, so I have a cute accent.
    Tom Daley: I have other hot, British friends.
    Tom Daley: I have perfect teeth, beautiful eyes, and gorgeous brown hair.
    Tom Daley: I hip thrusted to "Sexy and I Know It"
    Tom Daley: I have an amazing personality.
    Tom Daley: I'm really really really good at maths.
    Tom Daley: I have an amazing body.
    Tom Daley: And, surprise, I'm even friends with your favorite band, One Direction.
    Tom Daley: Lol, problem?

  9. ImperfectionsAnonymous ImperfectionsAnonymous
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    Am I the only one that gets offended when people insult the music I listen to.

  10. ThisRandomGirl ThisRandomGirl
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Should a Red headed ninja be referred to a Ginja?....

  11. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Just finished reading the fifth book in the
    "Learning How to Count" trilogy.

  12. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Finding Nemo in 3D
    because finding him last time was 2Damn hard.

  13. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    Shout out to the kid
    That whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you
    When you weren't paying attention

  14. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    You had a bad day,
    you're taking one down,
    you sing a sad song
    just to turn it around.

  15. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    *Whistle by Flo Rida comes on the radio*
    Mom: What is this song?
    Me: Whistle by Flo Rida
    Mom: Do you really think this song is about a whistle?
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Of course it is! What else would it be about?!
    *True story*

  16. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    "put some clothes on Channing Tatum!"
    -said no one ever.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh, that's nice.
    Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow, I hope we win.
    Me watching the Olympics now: I'm gonna f#ck the entire swim team and no one can stop me.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    random person: that's so gay
    someone: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT
    JUST SAY THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY.
    YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER
    IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL
    AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE.
    GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT,
    I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND
    THROWN INTO A VOLCANO.
    someone: That's so gay
    gay person: I know right

  19. SuperBass223 SuperBass223
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Harry Potter Fans
    "I wanna go to Hogwarts!"
    Percy Jackson Fans
    "I wanna go to Camp Halfblood!"
    Narnia Fans
    "I wanna go to Narnia!"
    Hunger Games Fans
    "I'm ok."

  20. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:15pm UTC
    DON'T TILT THE SCREEN BACK.
    WTF DID I JUST SAY?

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