What I think when I'm Asleep in my bed:

Me:Ok, time to go to bed.
Me:I hope I don't get any bad dreams.
Me:Whatever. I'm bad to the bones.
Me:*hears walls cracking* OH MY GOSH WHAT WAS THAT?!
Me:Oh. It was nothing.
Me:What if there's something under my bed.
Me:Gosh I'm so hot. Maybe if I take one foot out...
Me:NO! I must not take my foot out or the murder will take me.
Me:Hey. I should think of what to do tomorrorw. Oh yeah, I'm going on witty.
Me:I should really get a life.
Me:No! I love my life just the way it is.
Me:Vanessa! Go to sleep!
Me:Why the heck am I talking to myself?
Me:*2 hours later*Hey I'm finally gonna go to sleep...
Me:*next morning* Good Morning Sunshine! The earth says hello!
*repeat the following night*

not my font...my quote (true story)