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sillyspiders29

Status: lol how bout no.

Member Since: 1 Apr 2012 03:32pm

Last Seen: 8 Dec 2017 11:07pm

Location: Your mom's closet.

Gender: F

user id: 288446

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Lol this is stuch a throwback im laughing♥

  
  1. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    I am insecure about my w eight
    I not because I get bullied about it.
    oh no.
    I'm afraid
    of being bullied about it.

  2. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Teacher: So! Where did everybody go this winter break?
    Annoying Boy: I went around the world with Santie Clause.

  3. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    Mom: Honey, you need a normal sleeping pattern.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Cat:
    One Direction:
    Justin Bieber:
    Little Mix:
    Neighbor:
    Me: What's that?

  4. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    I think....
    I'm finially starting to feel good about myself.

  5. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Stop it Witty...
    I'm trying to clean my room here.

  6. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    All these roads steer me wrong
    but i still drive them all night long ♥

  7. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Me: What would you do if your teacher was pregnat, then just started to give birth right when you were in class?
    Friend: I would scream and then shild my eyes.
    Friend 2: I would run out of the class room to puke.
    Me: I'd laugh.

  8. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    *Me and my Best friend texting*
    Me: I swear, I'm moving to England when I'm older.
    Her: I'll come with you and we can be like roomies or somthin, hahaha, then we cud go see one direction in concert, and eat crupets, and have tee and junk!
    Me: With the queen of course!
    I love our conversactions.

  9. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    Me: Mooommm, I'm hungry.
    Mom: Honey, it's 9:30 you don't need food.
    Me: But i'm hunngrrryyy.
    Brother: You shouldn't eat.
    Me: Are you saying i just shouldn't eat at all?
    Brother: Yeah.
    Me: *thinking* maybe i should, if even my family thinks i'm fat.

  10. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Me: *Walks into school*
    Me: *sneezes*
    Me: Gosh, i knew i'm allergic to school!

  11. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Weird Things I've Heard At School #1
    I wonder what Brain Noodles taste like....

  12. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Me: Okay, night dad.
    Dad: Goodnight.
    Me: Don't let the cats eat your toes!
    Dad: Don't let the hippos nibble your earloab!
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me: lol okay dad.
    True story,

  13. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Well Witty...
    Today's the day. Suicide Awareness Day. This actually means a lot to me. I don't own any yellow, but i'm going to do EVERYTHING i can to support it. I almost lost my best friend to suicide. And i don't want that to happen to any. one. of you. So please, if you need anybody to talk to, or anything. Please talk to me, I promise I'll be there for you. I care about you (: Please don't forget about that (:
    I love you.

  14. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Teacher: Don't go running threw the halls like One Direction is at the end.
    Me: *Looks at friend*
    Friend: *Looks at me*
    Me: *Laughs*
    Teacher: I just learned who that was today.
    Everybody: *Laughs*
    True story.

  15. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    To be perfectly honest...
    I am very insecure. About my weight. I feel that everybody is skinnier than me, that i need to be skinny. I know everybody says that everybody is "Perfect the way they are," and "don't change," or, "Everybody's perfect," but in reality....you all know nobody is perfect. As Hannah Montana clearly stated in one of her songs. Nobody is perfect. Yes, Selena Gomez says that everybody is perfect, but i agree more with Hannah Montana. People can feel perfect. Sometimes i feel perfect. Sometimes i feel pretty, but then i look at my theighs and my stomah, and i instatly think otherwise. I've trained myself to suck in my stomah when i'm in public. I like to wear sweatshirts most of the time, not because they are comfortable, because they are loose, and nice. I'd rather stand up than sit down because when i sit, my thighs get 1,000x bigger, and i hate it. I would rather wear pants than shorts. I'd rather wear long sleaves than sleaveless shirts.
    I know everybody says "Nah, i don't want to be popular," but deep inside, and i know this. Everybody wants to be a smige popular. Way deep down, you want to be popular, you wish you were the popular kid in school. I know some of you are like, "Naaahhh, not me, Not me aatt all!" But you know you are, way, way, way, way WAY, deep down. You can say otherwise, but thats just my opinion.
    I know some of my friends have wittys, if you read this, please don't tell anybody....it's my little secret, and i was debating on writing this. I realized... i really had too.
    Thank you witty, for letting me vent here..
    I'm just being Perfectly Honest.

  16. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Friend: So, whats up?
    Me: Watching Mean Girls.
    Friend: Heyy! Want to sit with me at lunch? But on Wednesdays, we wear pink. It's the rules, if you don't follow these rules, you can't sit with me.
    Me: This is why I love you.

  17. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 12:45am UTC
    Plot Twist: Ferb: Phineas! I know what we are going to do today

  18. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    L is for the way you look at me
    O is for the only one i see.
    V is very, very extraordinary. ♥
    E is even more than anyone can adore you.
    L-O-V-E
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:31am UTC
    I'm hopeless.
    Head head over heels in the moment.
    I never thought that I'd get hit by this love bug again.

  20. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:49am UTC
    I think it's kind of funny that I trust peole I've never met before, better than my friends or family.

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