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  1. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Hey Witty.... anybody want to talk? i need to get something off of my chest....

  2. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    *Me and my friend talking on the phone*
    Me: Oh! What locker do you have?
    Friend: locker 177! What about you?
    Me: 163.
    Friend: When I'm in 8th grade, I want locker number 1.
    Me: Oh, I want number 69.
    Friend: *Laughs*
    Me: What? I do....
    Friend: *laughs even harder*

  3. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Me: Dad, do you know why I'm sad?
    Dad: No, tell me.
    Me: Zayn deleted his Twitter
    Dad: And Zayn is...
    Me: Zayn Malik
    Dad:......
    Me: From One Direction
    Me:
    Dad
    Me:
    Dad: And why are you sad?
    Me: *walks away*

  4. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
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    i'm just an ordinary girl
    Sometimes I get lazy, I get bored
    I get scared, I feel ignored
    I feel happy, I get silly
    I choke on my own words
    I make wishes, I have dreams
    And i still want to believe
    Anything can happen in this world
    for an ordinary girl
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  5. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 12:56am UTC
    Me: *at midnight*
    Me: Yeah! I'm so hyper!
    Me: I'm going to go on Witty!
    Me: Yes mom, I don't go party at midnight.
    Me: I call this living.
    Me: *sneaks into kitchen and makes a sandwitch*
    Me: Heck yeah.
    Me: Wiittaayy!
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *12:30*
    Me: *Asleep with sandwitch stuck to face.*

  6. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 12:48am UTC
    Me: I had the weirdest dream last night!
    Friend: Yeah, me too.
    Me: Can I tell you about it?
    Friend: Sure!
    Me: Okay, well--
    Friend: *sighs and goes on phone*
    Me: *thinking* yeah thanks for listening to me.

  7. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Because an empty room can be so loud,
    It's too many tears to drownd them out ♥
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  8. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Guy Friend: You could right a story about how fire and water became enimies.
    Me: ....................i thought they were friends. Mind=blown
    Guy Friend: No, they can't ve becasue when they meet fire goes away. Therefore, Water is annoying.
    Me: ... but i love water...

  9. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Witty sisters,
    I really need somebody to vent to, please comment here.. I just really need some advice right now.. I don't know what to do..

  10. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    Okay, so my guy friend just called me a wimp because I'm a blonde..
    WTF?!

  11. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    *Me and my best guy friend texting*
    Him: Oh my Godd! There is only crap on tv!!
    Me: Hey! I saw you on tv!
    Him: Wait, what when where what was it for
    Me: Animal Planet(;
    Him: F*ck you.
    I got the little, yeah, from here.. i just needed to use it.. I'm still laughing right now.

  12. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    So it may be true,
    That I can't live without you. ♥
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  13. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Life is like an hourglass.
    Glued to the table.♥
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  14. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Every single night
    We fight
    To get a little high on life.
    To get a little something right.
    Something real, at least we try.
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  15. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:22pm UTC
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    there are always good times
    behind all of this pain.

  16. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    I'll keep us together
    whatever it takes
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  17. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Let us forget what we're told
    Before we get too old
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  18. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:13am UTC
    How The Hell
    does a broken heart get back together
    when it's torn apart?♥
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  19. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Stop and Stare
    i think i'm moving but
    I go nowhere.
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  20. sillyspiders29 sillyspiders29
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    *Me and My mom texting about my friend going to Six Flags with us*
    Mom: Any word from her?
    Me: Nope.
    Mom: Dang it! Whut up wit dat?
    Me: I don't know mom....

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