sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:21pm UTC
*Me and my friend talking on the phone* Me: Oh! What locker do you have? Friend: locker 177! What about you? Me: 163. Friend: When I'm in 8th grade, I want locker number 1. Me: Oh, I want number 69. Friend: *Laughs* Me: What? I do.... Friend: *laughs even harder*
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 21, 2012 6:50pm UTC
Me: Dad, do you know why I'm sad? Dad: No, tell me. Me: Zayn deleted his Twitter Dad: And Zayn is... Me: Zayn Malik Dad:...... Me: From One Direction Me: Dad Me: Dad: And why are you sad? Me: *walks away*
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC
format by sandrasaurus i'm just an ordinary girl Sometimes I get lazy, I get bored I get scared, I feel ignored I feel happy, I get silly I choke on my own words I make wishes, I have dreams And i still want to believe Anything can happen in this world for an ordinary girl format by sandrasaurus
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 18, 2012 12:56am UTC
Me: *at midnight* Me: Yeah! I'm so hyper! Me: I'm going to go on Witty! Me: Yes mom, I don't go party at midnight. Me: I call this living. Me: *sneaks into kitchen and makes a sandwitch* Me: Heck yeah. Me: Wiittaayy! Me: Me: Me: Me: *12:30* Me: *Asleep with sandwitch stuck to face.*
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 18, 2012 12:48am UTC
Me: I had the weirdest dream last night! Friend: Yeah, me too. Me: Can I tell you about it? Friend: Sure! Me: Okay, well-- Friend: *sighs and goes on phone* Me: *thinking* yeah thanks for listening to me.
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:05pm UTC
Guy Friend: You could right a story about how fire and water became enimies. Me: ....................i thought they were friends. Mind=blown Guy Friend: No, they can't ve becasue when they meet fire goes away. Therefore, Water is annoying. Me: ... but i love water...
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:19pm UTC
*Me and my best guy friend texting* Him: Oh my Godd! There is only crap on tv!! Me: Hey! I saw you on tv! Him: Wait, what when where what was it for Me: Animal Planet(; Him: F*ck you. I got the little, yeah, from here.. i just needed to use it.. I'm still laughing right now.
sillyspiders29 posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:35pm UTC
*Me and My mom texting about my friend going to Six Flags with us* Mom: Any word from her? Me: Nope. Mom: Dang it! Whut up wit dat? Me: I don't know mom....