thewittyteenscammiestyle

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Birthday: February 19

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:43pm UTC

me- My right hand.. fits in my left hand
me- like it's made just for me
me-
me-
me-
me- i'm so alone

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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February 18, 2013 4:22pm UTC

When are you considered witty popular or famous?

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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December 5, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Oh Hey, There ...
I couldn't figure out my password for this account, but I found it, so I'm back :)

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 11, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Why didn't Timmy Turner just wish for a new babysitter?

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 11, 2012 6:51pm UTC

I just found out Victorious is ending this fall in their final third season.
http://www.examiner.com/article/nickelodeon-cancels-victoria-justice-s-victorious-show

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC

Adding a wink face makes everything sound innapropriate
We need more milk...
We need more milk ;)

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Dear McDonalds cashier,
Don't give m e that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal.
Sincerely, Don't forget the toy c:

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 6:08pm UTC

School is starting soon.
So everyone on Witty..
You be careful out there in the real world, all right? Everyone is not as nice as us... xD
Format by Sandrasaurus
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thewittyteenscammiestyle
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Popsicle Joke !
What kinda shirts do golfers wear? (Hilight for answer) xD
Tee-Shirts :D

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 6, 2012 2:11pm UTC

When everyone wore Sillybandz...

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 4, 2012 10:36pm UTC

I changed my iPods name to Titiantic. It's syncing now...

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 3, 2012 8:27pm UTC

When Fred was cool...

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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August 3, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Me and my mom in the car getting gas:
Mom: *goes in and pays*
Me: *playing on phone*
Mom: *Goes back in the car* What are you doing?
Me: My phone
Mom: Drives away from the gas station
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: I forgot to pump my gas.
Mom: Drives back
Me: lol

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:56pm UTC

I'm not scared of dying.
I'm scared of what happens next.

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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July 23, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Whew. Thank you warning label. I was actually considering using my table lamp in the shower...

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
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July 23, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I sorta wonder how police on bikes arrest people...
"Alright get in the basket"

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thewittyteenscammiestyle
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:49pm UTC

I'm doing a survey...
Fav if you like the new witty... comment if you don't.