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taylorbabe143
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 3:38am UTC
Im tired of seeing the fighting between "witty sisters"
I remember the old witty... you may look at my profile
and think, "She's only been here a little while".. No i
had an old account that my Ex found while i was dating
him and showed all his friends my feelings and stuff
so i deleted quotes and made a new one. But anyways,
im tired of seeing the fighting. I AM a directioner and a
proud one. Us directioners come on here, maybe to write
1D quotes but that doesnt mean you have to like them..
ignore them, dont tell people "they dont belong" or
"get off witty" Thats wrong. Don't hate on me because
im standing up for my Family... Thats all i have to say, dont hate.

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 10:23am UTC
When your in a weird situation.....JUST THINK?.....
WHAT WOULD JENNA MARBLES DO?
nmf<33
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 5:45pm UTC
I'm not good at.....
Social studies.math.science.language.
Art.school....making friends.LIFE..
i don't like being scared to go to school cause people might not like the really ME.......BUT.....
The ice is the only place i feel Smart..and safe like i'm really ME....

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:07pm UTC
when i make a BIG deal out of things its because i care.

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dolph*
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:40pm UTC
The awkward moment where you have a really soft silk bra on
And your just kinda sat there stroking it in shock

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wannabe
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 9:22pm UTC
normal people flirting: hey cutie lemme get your number ;)
wittians flirting: i like your face
me flirting: *twitch twitch* bathtubs equal sexual noodles and toe nuggets -13 watermelon

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alyson545
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:54pm UTC
If you were born in the 90's
the best gym activity involved a
rainbow parachute

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 7:27pm UTC
Mercury: I don't like the sun!
Venus: I agree! He's so self-centered!
Mars: He thinks he's such a star!
Jupiter: I know, he thinks everything revolves around him.
Earth: He's soo hot though!
Neptune: I wouldn't know, we aren't very close.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:48am UTC
When parents think that calling you “lazy” is
going to motivate you

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:51am UTC
I automatically assume people won’t like me, so
I don’t talk to them unless they approach me
first. I can’t become a part of a crowd because I
can’t get past that feeling that I don’t belong.

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carson5482
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 3:00pm UTC
Before you kiss a girl:
-Grab her waist
-Pull her closer to your body
-Look into her eyes
-Stare at her lips while you're biting yours
-Look back at her eyes again
-Grab her face gently
-Slowly lean in and kiss her
-Tell her you're in a band.
It'll drive her crazy, I promise.
follow for a follow.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 1:03pm UTC
That "Oh sh/t moment' when,
you realize you have a legit crush on someone

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 2:37pm UTC
Mum: No! Mia you can't have ice cream!
Me: THATS IT! NO GRANDCHILDREN!
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:55pm UTC
AWKWARD: Your phone going off at a funeral.
EVEN MORE
AWKWARD:
Your ringtone being "I Will Survive."

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 1:52am UTC
starting a sentence and then realising that no one is listening to you so you just kinda trail off and stand there feeling awkward

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 4:45pm UTC
I'm so awkward when someone compliments me. I don't know what to say.
Someone: You look pretty today
Me: Happy birthday

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:35pm UTC
Mom: Are you still texting Josh?
Me: Yeah, why?
Mom: You guys haven't seen each other in seven or eight years and you still keep in touch?
Me: Yeah...
Mom: You guys are going to reunite and fall in love and get married
Me: Mom...
Mom: Which is fine by me! His family's great!
Me: Mom, stop.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:35pm UTC
omfg so today at the gym me and this old lady were walking towards a door at the same time, so i decided to be nice and hold it open for her but for some reason i said "ladies first!" while i did it and i couldn't work out why she gave me a strange look but i just realised i implied that i'm actually a man oh my god why

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Loopy23
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 9:41am UTC
When you realise you've favourited a heap of someone's quotes and you feel like a stalker... o.O

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
Imagine getting married.
After many months of planning,
you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
And every single person in that room over the age of 10
Knows your getting laid
tonight.

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