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Imagine getting married. 

After many months of planning,

you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.


You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.

And every single person in that room over the age of 10


  Knowyour getting laid 
tonight.
 

 



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Imagine getting married. After many months of planning, you're

394 faves · 24 comments · Apr 2, 2013 8:42pm

*Elena;~ ♥*

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wordynerdy · 1 decade ago
well when you look at it that way.... that's just right out creepy. 0_0
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Yes, I know!!(;
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jetney · 1 decade ago
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Tie them to a pole. Then it's all good.(;
Lolol. Jk! And mine would probably do the same.
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
omfg such an awesome quote but i'm sorry but it's YOU'RE ok i feel so mean bc this is so cool but it's you're :D
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
LOL I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. Usually, I'm the one who's correcting everyone! Ahahaha! I know my words and the proper uses, but occasionally I type the wrong one. :P
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
haha it's ok i feel like a for writing that hahah xD
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
I just committed one of the worst grammar crimes. Lol! And noo, thank you for catching that!(:
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
hahaha xD
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.* · 1 decade ago
Haha, when i saw this format i thought it was gonna be all sweet and romantic then i read the end xD
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Ahaha! I have another one that goes:
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a cliff so high
I hope you snap your neck and die
♥"
It has a heart at the end. I love making some messed up endings!(;
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AnimeWolf56 · 1 decade ago
and my mum is getting married in a few days. *shudder*
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Someone's gonna be a busy lady!(;
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AnimeWolf56 · 1 decade ago
ewwww!
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isabelhope80 · 1 decade ago
Ew my bro's getting married D: lol
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
WHOAA. Tell him good luck, if you know what I mean.(; *Raises eyebrows up and down*
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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* · 1 decade ago
Omg lol love it
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
This is Bravosierra? Lol. I didn't know you had another account. :P
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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* · 1 decade ago
Yeah I do lol
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Lol. Well, I'm Lena. :P Have you seen anyone else with this new awesome idea for quotes? I hope I'm the 1st one.
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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* · 1 decade ago
I meant I liked the quote.
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Yeah. I knew that. :P
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Lol thanks!(: Watch someone else take it and be like "Omg guuiissee I started a new trend lyke totally bbz im so kewl give meh creditt." Nice username. Lol!

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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Okay I hope I start a cool thing. Lol. Beige/Purple background border, black quote. :D
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