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  1. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 5:30pm UTC
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  2. * * * * * * * *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Wanna know a secret?
    Sure(:
    When I first saw you when we were in 2nd grade, I thought you were the prettiest girl in the world. And I still do.
    K.
    How about you shove that K up your a/ss

  3. AboveAverage AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Phineas:I know wha---
    Ferb:No B*tch i'm deciding today.

  4. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    John Blunk: Saved his Girlfriend by throwing himself on top of
    her using his body as a shield
    Alex Teves: Pushed his Girlfriend to the floor and was struck by
    a bullet in the process
    Matt McQuinn: Dove on top of his Girlfriend as soon as the
    shooting began.
    Note: They sacrificed their lives to
    have their Girlfriend to live. They inspired me so much from the
    Colorado Shooting. They are definitely the Heroes of Colorado Shooting
    They gave me a lots of Hope.

  5. bieberxfever bieberxfever
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I don't care what gender you are.
    I'm calling you dude.

  6. Alfie* Alfie*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
    Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
    tumblr

  7. lilgirlsarah lilgirlsarah
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC
    & I have never actually
    SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.


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  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:09am UTC
    What's that? A hat?A crazy, funky junky hat?
    Overslept? Hair unslightly?Trying to look like Kiera Knightly?We've been there, we've done that.We see right through your funky hat.

  10. caitiecatforever caitiecatforever
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    July 24, 2012 6:01am UTC
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  11. deck deck
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:01am UTC
    I'll make a deal with the devil. If it cures all your pain and suffering.
    I'd do anything, no matter what the cost.

  12. molldollmary molldollmary
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:03am UTC
    When i was a kid I thought
    my barbies came to life at night and started b/tching about me

  13. KatieeLovesYouu KatieeLovesYouu
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:04am UTC
    When you spend half and hour
    trying to catch a fly but then
    you realize there wasn't even
    a fly there.

  14. HimynameisJo HimynameisJo
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:04am UTC
    I still don't get why we don't wash clothes in the dishwasher? It makes things clean enough to eat off of, so why not clean enough to wear
    -Savan Kotecha
    -_

  15. DarkHeartLove DarkHeartLove
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:06am UTC
    Those Messages From Him That Make You Smile
    <3
    nmq


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  17. forgottenlover forgottenlover
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:07am UTC
    No. You can't do this. You can't just try to come back in my life and tell me that you love me after all you've done. Can't you see I'm happy now? I've found someone to truly love and respect me? You had your chance a long time ago but you didn't take it. Now I'm finally happy without you. Why do you have to come in and ruin it? I guess that's just what you do best. You ruin happiness. Specifically my happiness...

  18. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:57am UTC
    DON'T WAIT FOR INSPIRATION, BE THE INSPIRATION!

  19. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:57am UTC
    Well I'd never want to see you unhappy.
    I thought you'd want the same for me?


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