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1. HimynameisJo
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   October 29, 2012 6:02am UTC
   Little things Lyrics
   Liam: Your hand Fits in mine, like it's made just for me but bear this in mind it was meant to be and im joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks and it all makes sense to me, i know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile you've never loved your stomach or your thighs the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine but i love them endlessly
   Zayn: I won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if i do its you (oh, it's you) the add up to im in love with you and all these little things
   Louis: You can't go to bed without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep and all thoose conversations are the secrets that i keep though it makes no sense to me
   Harry: I know you never loved the sound of your voice on tape, you never want to know how much you weigh you still have to squeeze into your jeans but your perfect to me i won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if it's true, it's you, it's you they add up to im in love with you and all these little things
   Niall: You'll never love yourself half as much as i love you and you'll never treat yourself right darlin' but i don't want you to if i let you know im here for you maybe you'll love yourself like i love you oh
   Harry: I've just let these little things slip out of my mouth because it's you,oh it's you, it's you they add up to and i'm in love with you
   All: And all these little things i won't let these little things slip out of my mouth but if it's true it's you it's you they add up to i'm in love with you and all your little things
   
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2. HimynameisJo
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   October 29, 2012 3:52am UTC
   Dear readers,
   Im sorry to say but I have decided to stop writing my story which is Shot of Love i'am very very very sorry I know it's just the beginning but the story just didn't feel right, thats probably due to the fact that i'am over the five beautiful boys otherwise known as One Direction, one less directioner in the world.
   If you wish (or bothered) you could finish the story in your own way, also if you wish to unfollow me it doesn't matter but just because im stopping this story doesn't mean im gonna stop writing stories on here overall, so i have written a couple of prolouges for other stories (which are not fan fics) in a about two weeks after exams.
   Okay bye sorry sorry sorry sorry
   
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3. HimynameisJo
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   October 12, 2012 9:52am UTC
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   October 11, 2012 6:18am UTC
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5. HimynameisJo
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   October 3, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   Quotes by HimynameisJo
   Take Me Home Track List:
   1. Live While We're Young
   2. Kiss You
   3. Little Things
   4. C'mon, C'mon
   5. Last First Kiss
   6. Heart Attack
   7. Rock Me
   8. Change My Mind
   9. I Would
   10. Over Again
   11. Back For You
   12. They Don't Know About Us
   13. Summer Love
   14. She's Not Afraid
   15. Loved You First
   16. Nobody Compares
   17. Still The One
   
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6. HimynameisJo
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   September 30, 2012 11:39pm UTC
   ♥ Shot of Love ♥
   Chapter 8
   *Alexia’s point of view*
   I felt somebody touch my hand, I don’t know what was happening, I felt lost because I didn’t know what was going on around me.
   “Hey, the doctor told me that you could hear what I’m saying so I might as well try even though I probably look weird,” said a soft masculine voice.
   “Okay I might as well start with the basics, my name is Louis and I’ am 20. You probably don’t know me but you would know my band One Direction, you’re here because you were fatally shot at our concert and now you’re in a coma,” the soft voice continued.
   He yawned before he continued “you’ve been at the hospital for a week, the boys, your family, Madison, Lottie and I have been taking shifts staying with you because we have concerts to do, but we want to be here when you wake up.
   “I hope you get up soon because were leaving in a couple of days to go to another city, and even though we want to stay around and see you wake up we have to other concerts.”
   “But Lottie will probably stick around since its summer break, oh right I forget to say but Lottie is my sister,” his voice started to become drowsy and soon after I heard his snores.
   I gave his hand that was holding mine a weak squeeze.
   I know i was suppose to upload yesterday but i got my laptop taken off me and yada yada yada, i will try to upload again later today but no promises and also check these stories they are FRAKING, F/UCKING INSANLY GOOD :)
   Killing you was my main intention by soccerfreak99
   I met him on Omegle by sugarfreak
   
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7. HimynameisJo
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   September 29, 2012 2:50am UTC
   ♥ Shot of Love ♥
   Chapter 7
   *Alexia’s point of view*
   I heard voices talking but it sounded a bit echoed like it was distanced, but I realize that it was two people and they were both arguing they sounded very unfamiliar but I know that the voices were very masculine.
   “I want to stay longer I want to be here when she wakes up,” said the first voice.
   “I knew it you like her don’t you I saw you looking at her the concert, I don’t blame you she’s hot”, said the second voice.
   “Harry, I only want to stay here because Lottie said that she had met her and I don’t want to break her heart, you know how she is,” said the first voice.
   “Fine sure you don’t like her, any way what’s her name?” said the second voice
   “Lottie said that her name is Alexia,” said the first he sounded tired and defeated and just felt like getting up and giving who ever it was a hug, but when I tried my body wouldn’t move, it was as if my body wasn’t cooperating with my brain.
   “Pretty name,” said the second voice,
   “Shut up Harry, just can I please take your turn? I’m not tired anyway, so I’ll be able to do it, please?” said the first voice,
   “Yeah sure your not, okay fine, but I still think you like her,” said the second voice.
   I hear the door close and left the room going into blackness yet again.
   Im so sorry that it has been a looooong time since the last time that i uploaded, i've been a lazy a$$, and im sorry but i'll try upload more often and probably the next upload will be later tonight or tommorow.
   
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8. HimynameisJo
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   September 27, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   How Fast can u guess these words?
   1.Boo_s
   2._ _ndom
   3.f_ _k
   4.P_n_s
   5.Pu_s_
   6.S_x
   Answer:
   1.Books 2.random 3.fork 4.pants 5.pulse 6.six you got all 6 wrong didn't you? your very dirty minded
   nmq
   
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9. HimynameisJo
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   September 27, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   That frustrating moment
   when your eyeliner has ruined your makeup bag
   
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10. HimynameisJo
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    September 22, 2012 1:18am UTC
    Whats your credit card number?
    123F/ck you
    -Jenna Marbles
    
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11. HimynameisJo
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    September 21, 2012 4:51am UTC
    Tonight let's get some
    And live while we're young
    
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12. HimynameisJo
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    September 16, 2012 12:24am UTC
    ♥ Shot of Love ♥
    Chapter 6
    *Lottie’s point of view*
    They started to poke and examine her they then they brought in a stretcher putting her lifeless body onto it, people made way for the stretcher to come through, people in the back craned their necks trying to get a view of her. I looked at them with disgust how could they look at this possibly dead girl as if she was an alien that just crash landed from space.
    I run to the side of the stage seeing Paul there, I was talking mega fast probably saying a bunch of incoherent words telling him about the situation and asking if I could go to my brother. Giving me quick nod and pointing me to a direction-which I presume was where my brother was-I power walked there not wanting any attention drawn to me by the man in the coat, who by the way was no where to be seen.
    The last couple of meters to my brother who happened to be behind the rail going backstage, I ran as fast as I could having my hair flick in my face sticking to my lip glossed lips, I finally reach him getting enveloped in a hug and his bodyguards surround us taking us backstage.
    Once backstage he hugs me again “shh it’s going to be okay, everything is going to be alright,” he said while stroking my hair not realizing that I had started crying.
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13. HimynameisJo
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    September 15, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    In Sister's Act 2 the school's popular group has:
    The Religious Kids
    The Black Kids
    The White Kids
    The Kids who want to be beautiful
    The Rappers
    The S/uts
    The Asians
    The Quiet Kids
    Why can't our school's be that way?
    
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14. HimynameisJo
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    September 15, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Apparently on Nickelodeon it is now okay to say:
    Cr/p
    jacka/s
    sh/tup
    b/tch
    sh/t
    bo0bs
    p/issed off
    I may say those words but nickelodeon has young audiences and your not meant to teach those kind of words to young kids
    
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15. HimynameisJo
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    September 10, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    ♥ Shot of Love ♥
    Chapter 5
    *Madison’s point of view*
    OHMYGOD this is the best night of my whole life there was adrenalin rushing through me I couldn’t handle the emotions I was pouring my eyes out, the sang so beautifully like they meant every word that they sang, feeling like they were singing only to me……
    I turned to Alexia see how she was reacting because I was convinced that one day I will make her fall in love with them if she likes it or not, but when I did turn around I saw that she was staring straight ahead at a man in a coat, how could he be wearing that it freaking boiling in here!
    I looked him up and down could Alexia be possible worried about? But then I saw a shiny object shine in my face and then I saw it was a gun in his hand and it pointing straight for Alexia.
    Tears started brimming my eyes I looked at Alexia and saw her mouth to me good bye to me I couldn’t help It I collapsed to my feet and covered my eyes knowing what is going to come next, I heard the shots, screams and then the boys stopped singing but the music continued and that’s when I realized that everyone else had heard the shots as well
    That’s when I went into unconsciousness
    
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16. HimynameisJo
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    September 6, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    ♥ Shot of Love ♥
    Chapter 4
    I heard the loud distinct sound of a click, click but I ignored it thinking it must’ve been a glitch in the speakers, but the music still continued on.
    I started swaying my body to the beat and looking around when a light reflects off a shiny object and shines in my face, I squint my eyes looking for the source of the annoying light, I saw standing there the man in the coat who I first saw when I came into the gates into the arena, and in his hand was the shiny object, a gun.
    Which was pointing at me.
    I close my eyes and quickly pinch myself hoping it was a dream but when nothing happened I knew I was in reality, and the man just laughed at my stupid actions.
    I look around and see that the concert was still going as normal but a couple of people were slowly inching away from me, but Madison was still here looking at me worriedly and little tear drops start falling down her face, I felt my eyes well as well and tears stream down my face.
    I mouthed goodbye to her and looked back at the man in the coat waiting to see my fate.
    I felt the shots before I heard them and that’s when I went into darkness
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17. HimynameisJo
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    September 5, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    ♥ Shot of Love ♥
    Chapter 3
    They voices came through the speakers and Madison started screaming, squealing and looked like she was about to faint, but her eyes are still wide awake. girls around me started waving trying to catch the boys attention and singing every lyric along with the boys.
    I started dancing around with Madison and laughing when we started doing the disco poses and the sprinkler together, and pointing at each other when One Thing came which is the only song other than What Makes You Beautiful that I know the lyrics to because they’re always playing it on the radio.
    “You’ve got that one thing”, I look up at them when they sang the last part of the song to see Louis pointing at me, I blush and smile looking down at my feet. I look around trying to avoid eye contact with the death glares that the girls were giving me to see the man in the coat looking at me from under his hood, I ignore the stares and look at the stage.
    Dancing around again I hear Madison voice shouting in my ear “you do realize that Louis is staring at you” I look up at him and see that he is but when we locked eyes we both looked away.
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18. HimynameisJo
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    September 5, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    ♥ Shot of Love ♥
    Chapter 1
    My body was being dragged by Madison across the pavements towards the arena doors, when she came to an all of a sudden stop and started shouting over the squealing, “Why are you so slow, we’re late already” but I didn’t hear a thing she said due to the screaming of the girls, I don’t get the point of why the scream anyway it’s not like one of the boys will date a girl that screams in their face all the time.
    Once we were inside, we had nothing to do for a whole hour so we decided to walk around a bit and get food from the food stales, when we finished we went to the gate and Madison quickly struck up a conversation with one of the other girls in the line about the perfection of the boys while I stood there playing angry birds on my phone and rolling my eyes at every comment she made.
    “You might want to stop doing that your eyes might be stuck that way,” a small voice said I looked up from my phone to see a girl about my height with light grey blue eyes and ash blonde hair, I look down at my phone again.
    “No they won’t parents tell it to their kids so they don’t behind their backs.” I look up to see her smiling “that’s probably true, oh sorry I didn’t introduce myself I’m Charlotte or my friends call me Lottie”, sticking her hand out “My name Alexia, sorry for snapping at you before” I said shaking her hand
    “So you came here for the concert?” she started to make conversation “yeah my friend dragged me here, cause she didn’t want to be alone” getting distracted by my phone again, “hope I see you in there Lola maybe our seats might be close to each other” “Yea, sure, ok” getting distracted by phone and not hearing what she said.
    My body was starting to get pushed forward as the gates were being opened, Madison latched onto my arm and she started roughly taking me with her through the gate doors, as I made me way through the gates I wasn’t sure what to expect from this One Direction concert.
    Sorry guys I had to re- upload because I wrote the names wrong, sorry
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19. HimynameisJo
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    September 5, 2012 3:05am UTC
    Class discussion
    Teacher: Who here watched the Olympics?
    Class: *Raises hands*
    Teacher: What was your favorite part?
    Student 1: Swimming!
    Student 2: The gymnastics!
    Me: TOM DALEYS SPEEDO ASDFGHJKL
    credit: tumblr
    
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20. HimynameisJo
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    September 3, 2012 5:08am UTC
    Tom Daley put your shirt back on!said no one ever
    
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