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dontsellyourselfshort
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April 11, 2016 6:54pm UTC

I DON'T BELONG HERE.
I DON'T BELONG HERE.
I DON'T BELONG HERE.
I DON'T BELONG HERE.
Format © dontsellyourself

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Alexx_
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November 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Justin & Selena broke up??!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares..
nmf

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yourcool
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November 12, 2012 8:06pm UTC

like a good neighbor,
stay the f/ck over there.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:25pm UTC

i wonder if teachers play the
"who's a virgin" game in their heads in class.
(my teacher does. i asked him and he thinks i'm a wh/re. and i'm dead serious.)

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:28pm UTC

you are now aware
that you cannot say
"irish wristwatch."

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:12pm UTC

high school problems:
me: hey, wanna hear a joke?
friend: sure.
me: sleep.
friend: i don't get it.
me: neither do i!

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yourcool
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November 12, 2012 7:25pm UTC

harry potter: why don't you have a nose?
he who must not be named:
dumbledore:
harry potter:
he who must not be named:
dumbledore: oh my god harry, you can't just ask people why they have no nose.

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gillllllx3
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:07pm UTC

White lips
Pale face
I like chips and cornflakes

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Tay*
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November 11, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Rapper: "I'm killin' them snitches, smacking them b/tches, smokin' blunts and f/cking hoes!"
*wins an award*
Rapper: "I just wanna thank God.."

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:52pm UTC

so you got 15 minutes of homework done?
better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:54pm UTC

hookers are a lot like best friends.
1) you call them up.
2) they come over.
3) they eat your junk.
4) scream all night.
5) you slap them.
6) you dare them to do things.
7) they make fun of you.
8) stay up all night.
9) they leave.
10) next weekend you do it again.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC

When Im bored late at night,
I text random numbers saying: "You should really clean under your bed, its filthy down here. PS: I love you."

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:27pm UTC

in order for a man to experience how painful
childbirth is, he would need to be kicked in the testicles 20 times back to back.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:29pm UTC

what if cats have their own internet
and it's full of pictures of us?

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I think on december 21st all the power companies
should shut off the power...for like 10 mins to make people freak the f/ck out.