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Alexx_

1. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2013 1:22pm UTC
   WITTY!!!
   its been awhile
   
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2. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2013 11:31pm UTC
   For those long boring nights, whoever invented NETFLIX,
   I salute you.
   
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3. Alexx_
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   December 23, 2012 6:50pm UTC
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4. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   Teacher: Can you explain why you failed the test?
   Me: Can you explain why you failed to educate?
   
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5. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 4:58pm UTC
   When your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you're stupid. xD
   
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6. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2012 7:17pm UTC
   When I was a kid, Vampires and Werewolves were SCARY
   Now everyone wants to date them. .
   
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7. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2012 10:13pm UTC
   Justin & Selena broke up??!
   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   OOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares..
   nmf
   
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8. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   Omegle
   is a
   SCARY
   website.
   
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9. Alexx_
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 12:57am UTC
   I think this is the first time
   Guys want to see a movie about a talking teddy bear.
   And girls want to see a movie about Strippers.
   xD
   
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10. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    1.
    Duckface
    1415 up, 398 down
    Stupid facial expression put forth by stupid women that don't know how to smile. The Duckface is made by moving both lips has far up and outward as possible. Commonly seen in photos of sl*tty women where the lighting is too high up or they're taking photos of them self in the mirror.
    She put on a duckface the moment she pulled out her camera
    "Oh christ, look at that horrific duckface"
    "Stop doing that duckface. You look stupid"
    Urban Dictionary Everyone
    xD
    
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11. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Holy.
    Let people post what they want...
    Without getting HATED on.
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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12. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    Honestly,
    I see more One Direction HATE quote, then actual One Direction quotes.
    xD
    format by julietechoecho
    
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13. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    I always wonder if I've already met the Girl I'm going to Marry (:
    
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14. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Creating a One Direction category is not going to change anything. Simply because, soon, maybe in a few years even, there is going to be a new celebrity everyone on witty is going to be obsessing over. Hence the " Celeb of the Moment" Category.
    
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15. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    One day you'll meet a guy .
    And ultimately, he's going to find out .
    How you chew,
    how you sip,
    how you dance,
    how you smell at every point in the day .
    The fact that most of your friends are shallow .
    How your face looks underneath all your makeup .
    How you love chocolate,
    how you can be hyper at times,
    how certain games and shows make you really happy .
    How cranky you can get when you're tired,
    how you think you look bad in all your Facebook photos .
    He's going to know everything about you,
    and you know what ?
    He's still going to love you .
    Don't give up girls.
    
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16. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Hey! Names Alexx. I've been on Witty for a few years now, and I finally decided to make an account. Yes. I am a guy, But I don't want any special treatment because of it. I want to be treated just like everyone else on here. Thanks (:
    
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