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hey_i_love_witty
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Telling your mum
something funny and
ending
up getting yelled at

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YouAreLovedXo
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:50pm UTC

That awkward moment when someone compliments you and you don't know what to say...
Them: You look so pretty today!
Me: Happy birthday.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Anyone else notice that
Ali from The Notebook
is also
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..
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REGINA GEORGE?!?!?!

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subtlysam
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 11:57am UTC

me: can i have your babies?!
one direciton: ... what?
me: can i have your autograph...
one dirction: sorry sounded like something else...
me: what'd you think i said?
one direction: can you have my babies.
me: well i mean, if you are offering, sure.
one direction: but i wasn't-
me: yolo. now off with your clothes.
-tumblr
do remember i am a boy....
blacklace

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Austinn
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Teenager Post # 7710
I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious
teenagerposts.tumblr.com
nmf

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RingoStar
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Dear iPod,
When I put you on shuffle, what I really
mean is play my favorite songs.
Sincerely, next, next, next, next

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wampler9238
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC

Demi is a brunette and has bangs
Selena is back on Disney.
Miley is back in the recording studio
Justin is single
.
Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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Damaged
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC

nothing says regret like the email
address you made as a kid.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 5:29pm UTC

no, i don't want to come to your dog's
birthday party, you freak. my cats are getting married that weekend.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:32pm UTC

fangirling? please i am more mature than that.
i fanwoman, thank you very much.

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swimswim98
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 2:48pm UTC

So we were in Gym Class.....
and my friend kept hitting me in the face with dodgeballs,
so i turned around and jokingly said,
"Oh my God, get your balls out of my face!"
You should have seen the look of the teacher's face.......

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 5:28pm UTC

& Even If I Did
Have the perfect hair,
The amazing body,
The amazing boyfriend,
The perfect grades,
The best personality,
The most expensive clothes,
The most normal family,
& The best social life,
I Still Wouldn't Be Happy.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:21pm UTC

damnnnnn gurrrrrrl, are you a fire detector?
'cause you are really f/cking loud and annoying.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 3:59pm UTC

hey dad, guess what?
your little girl is 18 today.
it kills me to know that you weren't able to see me grow these last few years. despite all the bad i have done, i like to believe that you would be so proud of me.i
can't believe i am saying this, but i have to move on. i need to, i hope you understand. i'll always be your little girl, i promise. no matter what i go through, i'll always come to talk to you. i know letting you go is easier said than done, believe me.
do you remember when i would drive with you on your lap? i drive now. but more than anything, i wish i could still drive with you.
no one ever told me it would be this hard to let go of someone. that it would finally take ten years to finally unerstand. in reality, it tkaes a lifetime, and even more.
mom isn't doing too well. i'm scared more than anything. i don't want to lose her, too. i just can't.
do you remember when i always said that i would be your best friend? i'm still sticking to my word.
i still can't believe that it's been ten years and a month since it happened. i still feel like it was yesterday. i remember everything that happened that day.
maybe one day soon i'll come and visit you and just talk all day with you.
you know, i still search for you in crowded places. it's silly, i know. but a girl can hope, right?
i wish you could be here to tell me how much you love me and miss me. but i know you can't be.
i can still feel your stubble brushing across my cheek as i had said goodbye to you that very last time.
i miss that feeling more than anything in the world.
dad, your little girl is eighteen. can you believe it?
most eighteen year olds wish for a car, money and a boyfriend on their birthday.
i just wish i could hug you one last time.
you will always be my hero, dad.
february 20, 2967 - october 6, 2002
"your memory is my keepsake with which i'll never part;
god has you in his keeping, i have you in my heart."

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yourcool
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November 9, 2012 4:47pm UTC

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 3:34pm UTC

If you tell me I'm
beautiful
and I disagree, it's not because I'm looking for attention. It's because I don't agree with things I don't believe.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:19pm UTC

oh, you're in class taking a test?
and it's dead silent? here, have the worst runny nose of your life.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC

i don't remember signing up for
school 5 days a week for eighteen and a half years when i agreed to life.
it must have been in the "terms and conditions."

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Peace1231
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Being Sick in Elementary School:
Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies!
Being Sick in High School:
OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA .
♥
-tumblr, btw

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