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hey_i_love_witty

Status: spending more time on witty than studying :)

Member Since: 23 Sep 2012 09:47am

Last Seen: 7 Jan 2015 02:42pm

Gender: F

user id: 331777

223 Quotes
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My name is Emily
My favourite colour is purple
My favourite number is 2
My birthday is 11th August.
I'm taken by a guy called Bruce
Hey my name is Maddy
My favourite colour is blue
My favourite number is 4
My favourite words are "giddy aunt"
My birthday is 4th April
I am finally taken by a guy called harris :*

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  1. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    When you have the perfect boyfriend who calls you perfect and the best girlfriend in the world. A boy who also send you cute texts telling you that he will always love you for who you are...

  2. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    when you and a friend hashtag everything

  3. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Our parents say eating carrots is good for us because it helps us see in the dark.
    Well arent we supposed to be sleeping when its dark?

  4. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:06am UTC
    "I can hear the fat kid running. I bet its hilarious"
    -Ted

  5. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 6:03am UTC
    "Somewhere out there, there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thanks for this great night"
    -Ted

  6. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    The annoying moment when you walk into a room and you cant remeber why!

  7. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    Religious Studies actually stands for Rubbish Subject

  8. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    Dad: Dont eat that ice-cream too quickly or you'll get brain freeze...
    Sister: Okay
    Dad: ...But you dont have a problem with that
    Sister: Why?

  9. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Wrapping awkwardly
    shaped presents

  10. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Rapping awkwardly
    shaped presents

  11. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    9 things I know about you...
    1) you are reading this
    2) you are human
    3) you can't say the letter "p" without opening your mouth
    4) you just attempted to do it
    6) now your laughing at yourself
    7) you have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
    8) you just checked to see if there is a number 5
    9) you are going to repost this and take credit for it! And you want to see if it catches anyone else out.

  12. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    The little dance your thumbs do when you're not sure how to reply to a text

  13. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    The last time i saw something that looked
    like you, i flushed it

  14. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    I got you a mug
    Oh cool, whats does it say?
    "Worlds best Grandma"
    Why?
    SURPRISE!

  15. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Never drink and drive
    Never text and drive
    ...and... never ever text and drink

  16. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    You have beautiful teeth.
    Thanks ;)
    They remind me of a song...
    Oh which one?
    Black and yellow :)
    -_-

  17. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    You know that you can't breathe with your tounge out...
    Put your tounge back in your mouth.

  18. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Hey dad, can you write in the dark?
    Uh, I think so, why?
    Because I need you to sign my report card.

  19. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Hi, how are you?
    Who are you?
    What, you deleted me off your contact list?
    Well you never texted me so I assumed you died

  20. hey_i_love_witty hey_i_love_witty
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    Acting like you're texting when you see someone you don't want to talk to

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