Alfie*

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Alfie*
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 9:36am UTC

Me after Summer: omg i cant wait for christmas
Me after Christmas: omg i cant wait for summer
H I A I F Y O U U N D E R L I N E D T H I S

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:52pm UTC

Shortest Horror story ever:
Computer: unable to connect to the internet.
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Alfie*
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July 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Parents when we were 7: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Parents now: COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM!
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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 3:00pm UTC

mum: you can be really annoying sometimes
me: well thats genetics

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Alfie*
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July 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC

mum: *staring at text.* what does idk mean?
me: i dont know.
mum: you text all the time, and you dont know?
me: no, i dont know.
mum: noone knows!
me: *facepalm.*

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:21pm UTC

I will never ever be
too old for Disney.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC

teacher on first day of school: so where did you guys go this summer?
student: i want to austrailia
student: i went to hong kong
me: i left my room a few times
-tumblr. not mine, but true. k
sorry for k'ing you.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Person: I like your hair.
Me: Thanks i grew it myself.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:46pm UTC

COUNTING PEOPLE IN CLASS
so you know which paragraph you will have to read out loud.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Who else remebers saying: "does your mum want
to talk to my mum?"

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 6:01am UTC

I like you because you join
in with my weirdness.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 1:35pm UTC

"Hey what are you wearing tomorrow?"
"Clothes maybe, depends how i feel."

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 11:11am UTC

The awkward moment when
When makes a 'awkward moment quote' and spells awkward wrong.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 1:58pm UTC

I texted you. You didn't text me back.
I feel stupid.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:54pm UTC

I make
unnessesary
sounds
when im bored.

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Me when i lose: Whatever.. It's only a game.
Me when i win: HAHAHA! LOSERS!! I WINN!! I AM THE CHAMPION, OHYEH!!

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Alfie*
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 2:38pm UTC

When im hungry,
I walk to the fridge.. and get some food.
Then, i eat that food..

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Alfie*
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 1:15pm UTC

annoying things people
do on facebook:
- Like for a rating/looks.
Why does literally every single person get a
rating above 7? Even if someone's not that good
looking, you still give them 7 or higher as if
something below 7 is offensive. I've never seen
someone be given a 6, or 5, or even lower.
- People constantly updating their status. For
example: "im eating chocolate."
WE DON'T CARE IF
YOUR EATING CHOCOLATE.
- On the description of someone's profile picture
they put "i look ugly in this picture."
Oh, so if you think you look ugly in this
picture why the hell did you even upload it
to facebook?We all know you do think
you look good in the picture, but just
attention seeking for compliments.
- People adding anyone.
Right, so i always see people having like 973
bla bla bla amount of friend's on facebook.
Oh come on. You barley know any of them,
for all you know you could of added a
stalker or a 50 year old man. Adding people
you don't know doesnt make people think your
popular, it just makes you look like a idiot.
-Taking a picture in the bathroom.
What is the need?I dont want to see
what your toilet looks like, thanks.
If you can think of anything else, feel free to leave a comment.

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