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1. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   savannarosee is a spoiled brat. I am making a
   pledge to get her off of Witty. Repost or
   comment your name below if you want her off too.
   AboveAverage -
   
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2. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 10:38pm UTC
   Phineas:I know wha---
   Ferb:No B*tch I'm deciding today.
   
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3. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2012 9:47am UTC
   Can anyone explain when are we supposed to write the w on our hands .
   like on what day and stuff like that
   
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4. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   I gotta dig bick.
   You read that wrong.
   that awkard moment when you read it wrong to.
   and said "moment" after awkard.
   this is awkard.
   
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5. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   Fill in the missing letters
   1. Boo_s.
   2. _ _ ndom.
   3. F_ _ k.
   4. P_n_s.
   5. Pu_s_.
   6. S_x.
   Answers:
   1. Books. 2. Random. 3. Fork. 4. Pants. 5. Pulse. 6. Six.
   You got all six wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded peoples
   
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6. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   You only live once
   But if you do it right...
   Once is enough ♥
   
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7. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2012 4:22pm UTC
   Saying
   " Shut up no one likes you ."
   when you are losing an argument ♥
   
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8. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2012 5:07pm UTC
   Google.com, we use it almost every day,
   but can you even remember the order the colors go in ?
   
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9. AboveAverage
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   Cartoon Network has a thing called Cartoon Planet where
   they show old episodes that were on Cartoon Network a long
   time ago.
   Now who wishes that Disney Channel would do that ?
   
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10. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Tomato is a fruit...
    Does that make
    Ketchup a smoothie?
    
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11. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:22am UTC
    DearBoys,
    If a girl gets shoved into you, she likes you.
    
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12. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Everyone wants that "Whoa, they're still dating?"
    kind of relationship. ♥
    
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13. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Jasmine was in a relationship with a homeless boy named Alladin.
    Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
    Pinnochio was a liar.
    Robin Hood was a thief.
    Tarazan walked around without his clothes on.
    A stranger kissed Snow White and she married him.
    Cinderella lied and snuck out to go to a party.
    You can't blame us.
    We were taught to rebel at a young age.
    
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14. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Phineas:I know wha---
    Ferb:No B*tch i'm deciding today.
    
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15. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    My mom texted me
    "What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?"
    I answered: "I dont know, love you, talk to you later"
    She replied: "Okay, I'll ask someone else then"
    
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16. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    ThatScentABoyLeaves
    AfterHeHugsYou
    
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17. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    being a person
    Is Getting Too Complicated
    Time To Be A Unicorn.♥
    
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18. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    &I wonder how many beautiful girls wasted their 11.11 wish on a boy who doesn't give a damn.
    
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19. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Friend: *Calls *crying * Hey you remember that guy I used to date.
    Me: Yeah
    Friend: Well he just broke up with me yesturday. What do I do
    Me: Bulid a Bridge
    Friend: *puzzled*
    Me: Because I think its time you get over it.
    ( Favorite if you get it )
    
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20. AboveAverage
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    Thatawkwardmomentwhen
    you see identical twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.
    
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