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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:05pm UTC

SKINNY JEANS ARE LIKE CALORIES ;
EASY TO PUT ON, IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF.

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:01pm UTC

you're as useless
as the 'g' in 'lasagna.'

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Ok this is how it is going to work i'm gonna make you taste the friggin rainbow and you're going to LOVE it!
Friend: Great :/

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Ifyou love me, I’ll always be in your heart
If you hate me, I’ll always be in yourmind

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 2:53pm UTC

1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I just wanna say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 2:19pm UTC

nomatterhowcarefully
you choose your words
they'll always end up getting
TWISTEDBYOTHERS.

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 2:59pm UTC

Today, my friend jokingly said,
"You and him need to get married,so I can be the
Maid of Honor!"
He heard this, walked over,
laughed, and went along with it.
What he didn't hear,
was me whisper,
" I w i s h ."

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 2:57pm UTC

What Is Love?
In math, it's a problem.
In history, it's a battle.
In science, it's a reaction.
But in my heart,
it's you.
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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Areyou athletic?"
"Yeah I surf...The internet."

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 1:56pm UTC

GETTING HOME ON A FRIDAY♥
skinny jeans off- sweat pants on.
Hair up- makeup down.
Butt meet couch-mouth meet food.
Cell phone on the left-Ipod on the right.
Headphones in- World out.
Sleep the rest of the day-party the rest of the night

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 9:13am UTC

Friend: Oh come on, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Me: Yeah but this time i want a shark.♥

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Love <33 1-4-3
Since you have read this you will be told good new tonight
Only if you repost this
(yeah like this is going to happen)

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Dear people who say "nothing is impossible",
Have you ever tried slamming a revolving door?
Sincerely, BA-ZING!

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:26pm UTC

YOU BROKE MY HEART ♥
just like the rest.

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:24pm UTC

One Of The Hardest
things you'll ever have to do in life is stop loving someone because
they've stopped loving you

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:23pm UTC

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Of course I miss you;
but that doesn't mean the world stops spinning.
life goes on, and so do I.

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:00pm UTC

You were my cure.
and I was your disease.
I WAS KILLING YOU.
but you were
saving me .

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:59pm UTC

i can still
here your soft
laugh in my head
like your standing right next to me.

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:59pm UTC

i can still
here your soft
laugh in my head
like your standing right next to me.

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AboveAverage
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:56pm UTC

throwing ice at people
because they need to chill

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