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rockandrolllamb
posted a quote
October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
>> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
fave if you just snapped your fing

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HotChelleRae_Luv
posted a quote
June 30, 2010 6:00pm UTC

my sister sat on the floor,
coloring on a giant piece of red paper.
"what ya got there, Kristin?" i asked.
she looked up at me with her big blue eyes and said,
"i'm making a card."
"for who?" i wondered.
"It's this kid at my school. he was absent on his birthday..."
i watched her sign her name with a heart and close up the paper.
"hey lauren, will you drive me to his house to drop it off?"
i nodded my head because it was obvious she liked this kid.
my sister smiled and put on her shoes.
when we got in the car my sister knew exactly where to go.
i was listening to her directions as we pulled up to the driveway.
but it was no house we had arrived at, it was the hospital.
i followed my sister into the front door and over the the desk
"can i see billy franklin?" my sister asked.
the nurse smiled and let my sister follow behind her.
we arrived to this room with the name billy franklin on the door in crayon.
i watched as my six year old sister walked up to his bed.
the little boy looked very weak, with loose patches of hair.
it was easy to tell he had cancer
but my sister walked up to him and handed him his card
suddenly, he looked less weak as he started to smile.
"i felt bad you missed your birthday. i love you, billy..." my sister said.
the poor little boy smiled and gave my sister a little half hug.
my eyes were getting teary as my sister held his hand and just talked to him.
now that, was love.

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driscoll08x
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
and my face hits the mirror.
nmf

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_jumpthenfallx3
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 12:43pm UTC

I told my mom that i broke into a homeless mans house...she grounded me.

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jssx623
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 6:56pm UTC

dear guy sitting next to me,
I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke's on you, I
didn't study either. [♥]
nmf

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caughtinthe_chains
posted a quote
August 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC

apparently, Twilight is "so popular"
because teenagers can relate to it.
oh yeah, i remember that time
when i was a
vampire

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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hopelesslyinlove6
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC

"You are what you eat.."
Y
That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
nmf/nmq

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taytayx311
posted a quote
December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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confusedmuch4472
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

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jessicaaak
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC

counting people in class
to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

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peanut43998
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC

First Birthday;
She looks into his eyes in daycare
Second Birthday;
They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
Third Birthday;
They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
Fourth Birthday;
They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
Fifth Birthday;
They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
Sixth Birthday;
They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
Seventh Birthday;
They're sharing a seat on the school bus
Eighth Birthday;
He's showing her his collection of comic books
Ninth Birthday;
They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
Tenth Birthday;
They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
Eleventh Birthday;
They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
Twelfth Birthday;
They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
Thirteenth Birthday;
They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
Fourteenth Birthday;
They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
Fifteenth Birthday;
They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
Sixteenth Birthday;
She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
Seventeenth Birthday;
They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
Eighteenth Birthday;
She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
Nineteenth Birthday;
They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
Twentieth Birthday;
They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
Twenty First Birthday;
He's down on one knee asking her to marry him
♥
♥

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC

And with every complex problem
there is a simple solution

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thebeautifulunknown
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
(;
→[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

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idance
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC

TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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beliebinchances
posted a quote
September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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