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driscoll08x

1. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 12:25pm UTC
   û
   keegster
   poop
   wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
   pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
   Breath if you find me attractive:
   ( entire world dies from lack of oxygen )
   nmf/q
   
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2. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   I wish an attractive person would look at me like "damn"
   but then I just look in the mirror (;
   nmf
   
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3. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   {I compare myself to every girl I see & they are always better}
   Format Credit to AlNicholas
   
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4. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   I have more followers than actual friends...
   
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5. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 11:25am UTC
   << l l >>
   << Oh god, I wish I never said that...
   l l Think, what should I do...
   >> No, this needs to be over...
   Why don't we have one of these in life?
   
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6. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 11:13am UTC
   • pending moderation •
   oh really now,
   is that how this is gonna be?
   
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7. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 11:02am UTC
   10
   Oh God They Love Me!
   
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8. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   When I see you, with her, slow dancing, tearing me apart cause you don't see. Whenever you kiss her, I'm breaking,
   Oh how I wish that was me...
   DO NOT ERASE THEFORMAT CREDformat and quote by: h0peful.
   
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9. driscoll08x
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 4:23pm UTC
   You Only Live Once
   Oh you don't say? I thought it was twice.
   Thanks for clearly that up.
   nmf
   
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10. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you forget what you were going to post.
    DAMNIT
    
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11. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    you only live once
    nmf
    
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12. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    You are in a relationship with Yourself
    ♥ 1 minute ago · Like · Comment ·
    credit: AenslyLeon31, not my format
    
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13. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    I'd call you the sexiest person I've ever seen. . .
    EXCEPT I'M IN THE ROOM.
    nmf
    
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14. driscoll08x
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    December 24, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    ♥ Merry Christmas Eve ♥
    
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15. driscoll08x
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    December 24, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    I won't let you close enough to hurt me
    
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16. driscoll08x
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    December 24, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    I asked Santa for someone really sexy last year
    and i woke up in a box.
    nmf/q
    
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18. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you think your quote is really funny but no one else does
    
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19. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the broken smile
    ask her if she wants the number to my orthadontist
    nmq
    
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20. driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Dora: What was your favorite part?
    Me: I liked the part when you sucked boots' dick lol
    Dora: I Liked that part too!
    Me: ...WHAT : o
    n m f f
    
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