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  1. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  2. gray22 gray22
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    1D imagine With Harry :)
    Part 1.
    You are currently dating Harry Styles from 1D, you met him at a signing and he wrote down his number for you and looked you in the eyes and called you beautiful, it was the best day of your life.
    You where getting ready for your date tonight, it wasnt the first time, you have been going out for ages, and you think you are really falling for him, but you know that he loves you loads,
    you take a really hot shower, and try to relax yourself, but for some reason you are really nervous,
    you get out of the shower once you have done, and you put your new outfit on, some black skinny jeans and your silver glittery top, and the bracelett Harry had bought you, you sit there staring at it,
    You dry your hair and put on your make up and wear your cocoa flavoured lipbalm, because you know Harry loves that taste,
    You hear the bell ring
    You go down stairs with a big, but nervous smile on your face, you open the door and see Harry standing there in his chinos and his favourite top, that you had bought him for his birthday, he bought a rose for you, walked in and kissed you on the cheek.
    "You look lovely Babe" he winked
    " dont look so bad your self" you said back with a cheeky grin
    "Are you ready to go"
    "yeah, let me just grab my purse" you said heading back upstairs.
    "No, you wont need it" he smiled " my treat"
    "but, i'll need my phone and-"
    "seriously, you wont need anything, but you :)"
    "oh, ok " you smiled, took Harry's hand and walked out the door.
    he smacked your bum as you bent over to get in his car, you giggled and he chuckled.
    " Put this blindfold on love"
    you look at him puzzled but do as he says, you dont want to disapoint him.
    He kisses your lips and you could feel him smiling.
    "okay, lets go"
    More???

  3. Maddy5423 Maddy5423
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    Hey, I'm baby Lux and the first seven months of my life have been greater than your whole life.

    tumblr.

  4. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    û
    keegster
    poop
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    1 UNIVERSE,
    8 p l a n e t s , | | | | | 1 9 2 c o u n t r i e s ,
    180,497 IsLanDs,
    85 seas, 7 billion people, |||||||||||
    & I'M STILL SINGLE.

  5. Mockingbird Mockingbird
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Bacon is also red
    Poems are hard
    Bacon.
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  6. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    The Hunger Games has 3 books. 23 people die each year in the games. There are 12 districts. The movie came out 3-23-12. Coincidence?
    @thegooglefacts


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. danzakuduro danzakuduro
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:48pm UTC
    French English
    vol escape
    de from
    mort death
    DAY = MADE

  9. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    & who else
    wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

  10. JacobBlack9897 JacobBlack9897
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    & who else
    Has Been Personally Victomized By Regina George

  11. mizztrisky mizztrisky
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Let me refresh your memory a bit. I was the who listened to your problems. I was the one who took your bullshit. I was the one who actually cared about you. I was the one who stuck around when everyone told me to leave. i was the one who stood up for you. I was the one who loved you even when you gave me every reason not to. Lastly, i was the one who was there for you when no one else was.

  12. OneDirectionInfection1031 OneDirectionInfection1031
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    Important Notice.
    Harry Styles asked you on a date
    Yes♥
    No X

  13. ShesInLove ShesInLove
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    //////////////////////////////
    &Im still waiting
    for the polar express♥
    Anyone else?
    format © RawriEatKidsx3

  14. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. justinbieberxx27 justinbieberxx27
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 7:43pm UTC
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  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 2:37pm UTC
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  18. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  19. haii_its_elli haii_its_elli
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends
    ↑ ↓
    Ex's ← Lovers

  20. KATZ101 KATZ101
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 3:15pm UTC
    1 tequila
    2 tequilas
    3 tequiullas
    4 teuiqlas
    5 teuiqlas
    6 teiqulkss
    7 eteiqlas
    8 treqiklas

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