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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Why are we always
    waiting for something?
    Waiting for exams to be over,
    waiting for summer,
    waiting for Friday.
    And when what your waiting for finally comes,
    we don’t even appreciate
    what we have been waiting for,
    instead we just wait for something else.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    If Romney would have won,
    People would blame everything on him.
    "Damn it's cold outside."
    "Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Summary of 2012
    -Stop Kony
    -Honey Boo Boo
    -Olympics
    -Gangnam Syle
    -Hurricane Sandy

  5. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  6. manhattanight manhattanight
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    PLOT TWIST
    The series finale of iCarly ends with
    Miranda Cosgrove waking up
    from a coma in a hospital bed,
    with Drake and Josh by her side
    saying, "Megan?"

  7. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  8. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Pressing clear on your calculator a million times.
    Just to make sure.

  9. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    normal person: sings lyrics
    me: sings lyrics
    sings backup vocals
    sings guitar riffs
    air-drums entire song
    headbangs

  10. SayingWhatMeFeel SayingWhatMeFeel
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    I work in the church nursery
    Me: *Gives little boy gold fish crackers and water*
    Little Boy: *Dumps water into goldfish cracker*
    Me: Why did you just do that?
    Little Boy:
    Me:
    Little Boy:
    Me:
    Little Boy: Fishy swim.
    Made my day.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    “How can you be in love already?”
    The number of days, weeks, months, or even years
    shouldn’t determine if two people love each other.
    “You two have only been together for a week, it’s not love.”
    How do you know they haven’t been secretly in love
    with each other for months?
    What if they were best friends for years?
    It’s not how long you’ve been with someone.
    It’s all about how strong the bond is.

  12. justmyself justmyself
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I just sent a message to the guy I like
    telling him how I feel.
    I'm.freaking.out.

  13. carol_a015 carol_a015
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    My best guy friend is afraid to come out
    about being gay to his parents...he said he
    will tell his mom if i get 100 favs on this...i
    am NOT doing this just for the favs i really
    want him to tell his mom and be more
    confident in himself bc he has convinced
    himself that being gay is wrong...it would
    mean a lot to me and him if u guys would do
    this one thing for him he really needs the
    cofidence and courage....

  14. koolmonkey5701 koolmonkey5701
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    When the teacher says to, "Pair up with a partner for this activity!"
    And you look around the room
    And you're just like,
    "Yup, I am s c r / w e d."

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    You've got 99 problems
    and 86 of them are completely made up scenerios in your head that you're stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

  16. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 6:10pm UTC
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  17. kayykayyy kayykayyy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 8:13am UTC
    Its my Birthday :D
    Like it uup??

  18. Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy Just_Anoter_Witty_Guy
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    ✯♥✯
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    /
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    Fave for a honest opinion
    from a guy;
    Not doing it for faves I just want yous to have a
    good day and I promise to do ALL of them

  19. .* .*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    *In horse riding today*
    My riding instructer: What is nessasary to be good at horserding?
    Martha: Dermination.
    Robert: Indurance.
    Me: Fitness.
    Katie: A horse.
    I love Katie.

  20. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Me at school:
    Me: *walks through hallways to get to class*
    Me: 'Scuse me.
    Me: Pardon me.
    Me: MOVE B/TCH! GET OUT THA WAY! GET OUT THE WAY. B/TCH GET OUT THE WAY!
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Ugh, this class again.
    Me: *sits down*
    Teacher: *Talks about some sh/t I'm not paying attention to*
    Me: Blah blah blabbity blah, who cares
    Me: I wonder what some street cat is doing right now
    Me: I bet it's acting like a street cat.
    Me: Meow, street cat..
    Me: You will be rescued one day
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *Stares at popular girl*
    Me: Nice tan
    Me: Because looking like a carrot with a load of pink blush is totally awesome
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *looks at him*
    Me: Awwww, he's so cute
    Me: I wish I had him
    Me: But Carrot b/tch is always all over him
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: UGHHHH LOVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
    Me:
    Me:OUR BABIES WILL LOOK LIKE ANGELS!
    Me: YOUR BABIES WITH MISS CARROT WILL LOOK LIKE MENTALLY UNSTABLE TANGERINES
    Me:
    Me:
    Person: *Cracks knuckles*
    Me: Dayum, now I have to crack my knuckles
    Me: But I don't want it to seem like I'm copying them or something...
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: F/ck it.
    Me: *Cracks knuckles*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: OOPS I DID IT A-GAIN
    Me: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART
    Me: GOT LOST IN THE GAME
    Me: OH BABY BABY..
    Teacher: *Calls my name*
    Teacher: Do you know the answer to that?
    Me: Uh. What?

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