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musicalchloe42

Status: Hello fellow Wittians :)

Member Since: 10 Sep 2012 08:04pm

Last Seen: 27 Feb 2013 11:07am

Location: New York City, NY

Gender: F

user id: 330146

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Hey ya'll.
I'm 15 years old. I am obsessed with music, Ryan Gosling and Channing Tatum (don't hate, appreciate). My bffl is Sara (literally). Oh yea...and my name is Chloe :) 


  1. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    That moment when you're
    watching a cartoon
    and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid

  2. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Nemo's Dad: Don't touch the boat!
    Nemo: YOLO

  3. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I got 99 problems and
    a witty addiction is one

  4. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    I wish exams came with a 50/50 and a phone a friend option

  5. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    What the hell does the "Z" in "LOLZ" mean...
    Laugh Out Loud...Zebras?

  6. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    (._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.)
    They see me rolling.
    They hating.

  7. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    My mouth automatically says "sh*t"
    when something bad happens

  8. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    I dread taking a shower because they take so long,
    but once I'm in there I never want to get out.

  9. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Pressing clear on your calculator a million times.
    Just to make sure.

  10. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    The moment when you realize that all of your friends are gorgeous
    and you, well, you're just a potatoe

  11. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    Walking into a group of people,
    then stopping the conversation to find out what's going on.

  12. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Get the text
    "Heyy"
    Oooh two y's that means she want the D.

  13. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:39am UTC
    That awkward moment when you finish a math problem
    and your answer isn't even one of the choices

  14. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Me: "Hurry, give me a shoe to kill the bug!"
    *Friend gives me my shoe*
    Me: "Not my shoe!!"

  15. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Cause I'm not your princess, this ain't a fairytale
    I'm gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well
    This is a big world, that was a small town
    There in my rearview mirror disappearing now
    And its too late for you and your white horse, to catch me now

  16. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    YES I HAVE A JOB
    IT'S CALLED BEING PROFESSIONALLY AWKWARD

  17. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Jewish kids: Dammit I hate Yom Kippur. Fasting sucks!
    Non-Jewish kids: I love Yom Kippur. NO SCHOOL!

  18. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    I wish I could record my dreams
    and watch them later <3

  19. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    I wonder if people actually
    taste the bullsh*t as it spills out of their mouths.

  20. musicalchloe42 musicalchloe42
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:04pm UTC
    I hate it when a shower has only two options:
    3rd degree burns or
    skinny dipping in Antartica

:)

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