ellie366's Favorites

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1355 points

littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Deleting my school so i can focus on witty.
wait, what?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 556 points

OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Liam: "Zayn's chin is beautiful."
Zayn: "Liam is a Bieber wannabe."
Louis: "I've been told I have beautiful eyes."
Niall: "I'm just hot."

👍 this is good · read the comments · 376 points

The_Bass_and_Drums_xx
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 8:15pm UTC

*sees a baby jellyfish*
Dory: Hey little guy
Merlin: And you wanted to go through the trench
Dory: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come here, Squishy, Come here little Squishy
*baby talks to the jellyfish*
Dory: *touches it* Ow!!
Merlin: DORY!! THATS A JELLYFISH!!
Dory: Bad Squishy, Bad Squishy!!!
- Finding Nemo

👍 this is good · read the comments · 336 points

soup6996
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 10:31pm UTC

a_big_white_van started following you. - 2:27 am August 16, 2012
Well... that's hot.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 892 points

Marykate1239
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 2:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids
Who have more online friends that in real.
♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

chasingthestars
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 9:47pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Every year,
more people are bitten by New Yorkers, than by Sharks.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 501 points

katberndt1
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:13pm UTC

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He's and actor not a god, people. If he is really that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

👍 this is good · read the comments · 857 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2284 points

sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

👍 this is good · read the comments · 2371 points

carson5482
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I'm starting to think that my grandma is part of Fight Club,
because I never hear her talk
about Fight Club.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Imagine One Direction on opposite day
Paul: Liam! Get off that table and put some clothes on!
Liam: ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN GOOD, BUT NOW, IIII'M THINKING WHAT THE HELL?
Paul: language, Liam, language!
Paul: Niall, do you want some food? Please eat! You haven't eaten all day!
Niall: wow, all day...it's been that long? Huh, didn't even notice
Louis: HEY GIRLS, COME AT ME! Check out my Crocs and socks! I'm totally rocking this sexy look
Harry: *Chatting up some random girl* so, you're 13? That's hot....
Paul: Harry, stop-Zayn! You stink! Have you even combed you hair today?
Zayn: Chill, Pauly. I'm growing it long. And it's more natural not to use deodorant, brutha
Paul: Oh God

👍 this is good · read the comments · 491 points

posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 397 points