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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC

I know a girl, who made a list of what she wanted in a boyfriend.
“ He must have tanned skin. ” she said
“ And blonde hair. ” she added
“ He must be 6 foot or taller. ” she decided
“ And be able to kick a football further than anyone else.”
“ He needs to be strong ”
“ And popular ”
She searched for a long time, determined to find a boy from her list.
No one seemed to have all the things she wanted in a boyfriend.
Then came along a boy.
He was not tanned.
He didn't have blonde hair.
He was no where near 6 foot.
He had never really played football in his life.
He was not strong.
He was not popular.
but this boy made her laugh and smile and talk about things she would never tell anyone else.
She had became head over heels for this boy, who was perfect in an entirely different way.
After all that searching her list now seemed pointless.
Because in the end, you don't choose who you fall in love with.

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ChocoTaco
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September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

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bye*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 6:11pm UTC

what it means to be an adult:
you can buy yourself a tub of icecream and no one can tell you how much you’re allowed to eat in one night
also you have to pay rent but let’s focus on what’s important here

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Fireiscatching
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:40am UTC

*listening to the radio when we cant stop comes on*
Miley: And we can't stop
Me:
Dad:
Miley: And we won't stop
Me:
Dad: Please make it stop

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Fireiscatching
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 11:12am UTC

so my mum just came into my room
and told me that im spending too much
time on the internet so she said to me
"im sorry but i have to do this, its for your
own good.." and then she proceeded to
delete the internet explorer icon from my
desktop and im laughing so hard right now
im gonna pee omg you tried

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dreamer*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 6:17am UTC

Basically me at school all day:
me: I hate all of you.
me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
me: Holy f*ck walk faster.
me: Get smarter idiot.
me: Maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die.
me: I'm so hungry.

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Victoria13
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Do you know how it feels to have so much anger and pain bottled inside you could explode?

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Butterbear
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 10:58pm UTC

So earlier my mom took me out to the bookstore and
We were just casually looking around at all the different books when I walked
past this sign that said; "Buy 4 romance books Get 4 free cats!" And I'm not
even kidding.

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:57pm UTC

DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.

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AllyHeartxoxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Junior Year...
Gosh! Where did 2013 go???
Is it just me or did this summer fly by?

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kristoboo
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 12:06pm UTC

If you can’t see anything
beautiful about yourself
get a better mirror
look a little closer
stare a little longer
Because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying
despite everyone who told you to quit
you built a cast around your broken heart
and signed it yourself
you signed it
“they were wrong”
- To This Day by Shane Koyczan

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Do you believe in Horoscopes?
I mean like,
I don't really want to
But I do
Because like
Every time I turn around
The horoscope is like spot on.
Y'know?
If you do, which Zodiac sign are you?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 6:09pm UTC

if someone ever
tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:06pm UTC

I’m the kind of girl that would eat
Doritos on her wedding day and
accidentally wipe her hands on her
dress

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 6:01pm UTC

sassy english
teachers
are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Shoutout to the kid that whispers
the answer
to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 7:03pm UTC

Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember
exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Aunt: Where's your brother?
Me: I summoned him to the gates of Hell as sacrificial blood to save our family tree.
Aunt: *Runs away*
Sister: Maybe you should leave those kind of twisted jokes on the Internet next time.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 6:59pm UTC

Not having a thigh gap saved my phone from falling in the toilet.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 3:10pm UTC

me: *drops the thun thun thun*

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