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Aunt: Where's your brother?
Me: I summoned him to the gates of Hell as sacrificial blood to save our family tree.
Aunt: *Runs away*
Sister: Maybe you should leave those kind of twisted jokes on the Internet next time.
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Aunt: Where's your brother? Me: I summoned him to the gates

152 faves · 3 comments · Aug 18, 2013 8:53pm

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*mysterious.mah* · 1 decade ago
The second I read this, I couldn't stop laughing.
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SailAway · 1 decade ago
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
I'm laughing because you're right. It does.
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