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MadKatter
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July 24, 2012 10:23pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you're alone with someone you just met.

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jane :-)*
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July 24, 2012 6:54pm UTC

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

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xteamnialler
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July 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when they guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

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Hallsylover04
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July 24, 2012 10:26pm UTC

Christian Bale the actor who plays batman visited the survivors of the colorado shooting in the hospital today & the window cleaners dressed up as spider man for the kids to be amused.
This world isn't as bad as people think it is. These guys are real heros <3

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theatomicmuffin14
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July 24, 2012 10:04pm UTC

After becoming a Directioner:
Carrot: Louis!!!
Pigeon: Kevin!!!
Spoon: Get that thing away from me!!!
How are you?: Vas Happening??
Thanks, Boys:)

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never_forget
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July 24, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Put Your Clothes Back On Channing Tatum.
Said No One. Ever.

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BlackButterflies
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July 25, 2012 3:34am UTC

click to see this quote

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HarryPotterWuver
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July 24, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Pancakes don't have boobs
I don't have boobs
Therfore, I'm a pancake

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panda_678
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July 24, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Girl: "Wow that guy over there is really hot."
Guy: "Is that a potato staring at me?"

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 7:17pm UTC

94% of teenagers drink alcohol
and do drugs.
Fave if you like apple juice.

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Ineedmakyinme
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July 24, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Mcdonalds Rap<3
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...
Crispy
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Imperceptible
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July 24, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Oh my, Steve keeps on impressing me.
If you look at "Witty Gifts" and you click on the link and scroll down, there you can buy bandages that look like bacon.
Steve, you understand me so well♥

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AustinH
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July 24, 2012 9:45pm UTC

I don't understand why people WALK up and down an escalator.
It's one of the many joys of life. Don't ruin the moment.

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hay_hay12
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July 24, 2012 10:34pm UTC

Oh,your looking for a knife?
You should try my back,
that's where i've seen it last.

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Maddyhj
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July 24, 2012 10:54pm UTC

I'd rather tell a stranger my problems then a friend or family member who I know would judge me.
format credit to OneDirection

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xteamnialler
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July 24, 2012 7:32pm UTC

normal people: the sunset is such a beautiful thing.
me: unlocked wifi is such a beautiful thing.
nmf

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kclove5
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 8:25pm UTC

.
“When they discover
the center of the
universe, a lot of
people will be
disappointed to
discover they are not it.”

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wishicouldfindyou
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July 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Me: Oh look, a bruise.
Me: I'll name you Lee
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me: Bruise Lee

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asg143
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July 24, 2012 10:14pm UTC

boy : does he make you laugh like i did ?
girl : he doesnt make me cry like you did .

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Purpal32
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July 24, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Turtle Backpack
Turtle Push-up

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