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xteamnialler

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Member Since: 23 Jul 2012 04:10pm

Last Seen: 19 Sep 2012 03:00pm

Location: hi stalker

Gender: F

user id: 319742

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My name's Tori &basically I'm obsessed with witty, twitter&instagram. Oh, and i like to play soccer during the spring and fall. i'm 14. so i love listening to music&stuff. theres not much more to my life, its pretty boring. yeaah, follow me!? i follow back. GO FOLLOW MY BESTIE --> press this :D

Hi, so sorry if you don't like one direction but i love them, a lot. i'm a directioner!(: its hard to choose a favortie, but i love niall. (:

my twitter: @ziamhugs
ask for a follow back!(:

omg hi.

xteamnialler
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Benefits of dating me:
You look more attractive by comparison when you stand next to me
twitter

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 9:10pm UTC

I can safely assume that 98% of you should be doing homework right now.

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September 13, 2012 3:06pm UTC

me: *runs 100 feet*
me: *panting*
me: wheres my thigh gap

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xteamnialler
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September 10, 2012 3:09pm UTC

me in first period: whens lunch

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September 4, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Other people: i'm just really afraid that witty will distract me from school
Me: i'm just really afraid that school will distract me from witty

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September 4, 2012 12:07am UTC

me: *kills bug*
me: what if it had a family

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posted a quote
August 30, 2012 12:58pm UTC

upsexy smells so good
What's that?
What do you mean?
You said upsexy smells so good...what's that?
UGH, NO you're supposed to say what's upsexy?
Nothin much, you? [;
-_-
nmf

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Mom: Wow, those speedos Tom Daley wears are pretty small.
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, the tighter the speedo, the better the view!
Mom: What?
Me: What?
twitter

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posted a quote
August 24, 2012 5:36pm UTC

normal friends:
Girl 1: i'm sad. :(
Girl 2: oh don't worry, you're so pretty and i'm here for you and i'll listen to you , i love you so much and so many people care for you, we're always here oh em gee girl you are perfect, i love you.
Girl 1: oh em gee thanks i feel better i love you so much !!
me and my friends:
Friend: i'm sad. :(
Me: just remember that some people pay for clubpenguin.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: your weird

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:09pm UTC

I throw my witty in the air sometimes, saying
"Ayoo, where'd my life go?"
format jimmy365/twitter

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posted a quote
August 21, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?
twitter

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August 21, 2012 7:27pm UTC

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xteamnialler
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 7:25pm UTC

$19.99
because $20 is an outrageous amount of money.