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Mom: Wow, those speedos Tom Daley wears are pretty small.
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, the tighter the speedo, the better the view!
Mom: What?
Me: What?


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Mom: Wow, those speedos Tom Daley wears are pretty small. Me:

627 faves · 3 comments · Aug 29, 2012 7:11pm

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Meowcat · 1 decade ago
I love this. ♥
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mooymolo · 1 decade ago
ahhh lov this lov tomdaley his is the most gorgeous thing in this world xxx
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maryxoxo · 1 decade ago
I said that to my mom and she yelled at me and made me go to my room, I laughed so hard i was crying.
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