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  1. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    When I delete text messages
    I feel like I'm deleting evidence.
    nmf/twitter

  2. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Me: Mom I'm bored what should I do?
    Mom: Clean your room!
    Me: I said bored not crazy
    cred-twitter

  3. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: When it's cold outside I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon

  4. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    That awkward moment when they guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.

  5. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    normal people: the sunset is such a beautiful thing.
    me: unlocked wifi is such a beautiful thing.
    nmf

  6. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Man on phone: Hi, is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick: No, this is patrick. *hangs up*
    *phone rings*
    Patrick: Hello?
    Lady on phone: Hi, uh is this the Krusty Krab?
    Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK!
    Anyone else remember this episode?(:

  7. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    94% of teenagers drink alcohol
    and do drugs.
    Fave if you like apple juice.

  8. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    How to :
    Add a background image on your profile with the new Witty
    1) Find the image that you like then download&upload it to photobucket.com.
    2) Press your photo, so your viewing it in full size. In the right column, there should be a box that says 'Links'. There should be 4 choices. You're going to want the Direct link, so hover your mouse over the link and press it. It should copy it.
    3)Go to your Witty Profiles. Go to 'Edit Profile' on the side bar. Under the PROFILE SETTINGS bar, in the 'About You' box, press 'Source' in the top left corner so the button turns blue. Paste this code there ;
    <style type="text/css">body{background: white url(DIRECT LINK HERE) top center repeat; background-attachment: fixed;} code{top: 40px;}</style>
    Paste the Direct link you copied in the pink.
    4) Press 'Save' at the bottom, and it should re-direct you to your profile. Your background image should be there!
    If you have any questions, comment on this quote or my profile!
    format credit to ; WittyProfilesHowTo they have another version of this, but i just wanted to update it!

  9. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:48pm UTC
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  10. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    Teacher: Did you do your homework?
    Me: Did you grade my test?
    Teacher: I have other student's tests to grade.
    Me: I have other teacher's homework to do.
    (follow me, i follow back)

  11. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    ADMIT IT
    You looked back at yourself from last year and thought, "wow, i was such a loser.."
    (follow me, i follow back)

  12. xteamnialler xteamnialler
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    I love long, romantic, walks, to my fridge.

:)

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