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mrslillyhoran
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Seeing Boys Your Age When You Go Somewhere:
Most Girls: *Goes up to them and flirts*
Me: BOYS MY AGE?! ABORT ABORT ABORT!
mq/nmf

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Iluvudaniella
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September 9, 2012 7:02pm UTC

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getnevercutyourbeautifulonellen
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 6:25pm UTC

PLEASE read, you will not regret it
EVERYONE KNOWS
Nevercutyourbeautiful (kenzie)
Shes one of the strongest people on witty
she has saved so many lives
Shes ALWAYS there for people
she has 2,761 followers!
she spends hours on witty helping and talking to people.
she has helped over 1,000 people
Now?
its time to give back to her.
I was talking to her the other day and she was saying about how much that she would love to be on Ellen.. she said its one of her dreams. Think about how many lives shes saved and how many people she has helped. she deserves this!
we all NEED to email Ellen.
we need to tell her how much she has saved us.
What if she got on the show? and what if she gets to meet Demi?
We have to help her out with this.
Don't worry if you don't have time! I am going to post another quote for a email and you can copy and paste it in. Or, you could write it yourself and tell Ellen how she has helped you.
please, please fav this so this gets on top quotes and everyone sees it.
We Should Give back to her.
♥
♥

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Here's to the people who
watch Full House.
Danny Tanner, Joey Gladstone, Jesse Katsopolis, Becky Katsopolis, D.J., Stephanie , and Michelle.❤

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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keepsake
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:19pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
when you're talking to a guy you haven't
talked to since last school year and
you're caught off guard by how deep
his voice has gotten

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ricecrispy2128
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 8:57pm UTC

How To Lose Weight Tips #2:
eat only when you're hungry, stop when you're not.
*message me if that doesn't make sense ;)*
should i do a series?

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Seniors > Juniors > Sophomores > Administration > Staff > Janitors > Animals > Trees > Dirt > Freshman
This is legitimately how it is at my school.

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flamingdaisies
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Open Question
I can't stop bathing in mayonnaise?
OK, so one day I drove to Costco and these huge containers of mayonnaise were on sale... so I bought six or seven of them. I then realized that I hated mayo. So I then decided to bathe in it. It was so relaxing. That was about fifteen years ago... It has now become a weekend routine! Please help!
nmf

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runningislife*
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 6:54pm UTC

credittorunningislife
That awkward moment
when there isn't any free wifi in the van.
mq

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Best_name_ever24
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Night before school
me: i want to look attractive tomorrow!
Morning of school
me: nevermind..

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Harrystyles98
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Person: Do you know who Steve from witty is?
Me: You mean Steve Degraeve from Boston? Twitter name @degraeve. Who also owns a website called www.degraeve.com where you can visit the many other projects of mister Steve Degraeve?
Person: umm yes?
Me: Never heard of him.

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chasesta
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:59pm UTC

It's my birthday! Happy 18th birthday to me!

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MPhinneyx3
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 12:16am UTC

When we were younger;
My best friend and I promised that we would always be each others bridesmaids. No matter what. We haven't talked in over a year. I hadn't though of that promise for a long time. But tonight out of the blue, I got a phone call. It was my best friend calling to make sure she still had her bridesmaid for life because she was getting married.
I love my best friend<3

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LookInsideMyMind
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 6:01pm UTC

I ruined my family.
My parents are constantly fighting, and they plan on getting a divorce.
All because of me.
It all happened Monday, when I finally broke.
I broke down because my mom called me emo, one more time because I spent my birthday money on a shirt that says,"Bite me!" With a t-rex on it.
I started crying, and I finally told her how I feel.
I told her how she's my biggest bully and that she makes me feel horrible about myself all the time. That, I hate myself because of her. I told her how I dress and act just to please her, and that I'm afraid to be around her because I'm scared she'll cut me down again.
She cries every day now, and, she hates herself.
My dad threatened that he would take us kids away from her if she doesn't change.
It is all my fault that this is happening.
She tells me its not, and that what I said I ment.. But honestly, I hate myself because I'm just a horrible person. It's not because of her, its because of me.
All of this, happened on my birthday.
I've cried everyday since.
I feel absolutely terrible.
I feel.. absolutely alone in this house.
I turned to smoking.. again.
Honestly, I almost killed myself yesterday by swallowing pills.
I don't want to live anymore.
I need help.

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