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hay_hay12

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Member Since: 10 Jun 2012 08:37pm

Last Seen: 5 Dec 2013 09:56pm

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  1. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    which is messier my life or my hair

  2. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    things that fall
    petals
    teardrops
    snowflakes
    rain
    stars
    tides
    eyelids
    time
    shadows
    leaves
    the sun
    and i,
    for you.

  3. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    imagine being a kid in stuart littles orphanage and
    someone picking a mouse over you

  4. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    me: im gunna look cute tomorrow
    me: *plans outfit*
    me: *does hair*
    me: *feels confident*
    the next day
    me: well wasnt that a fail

  5. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    Butterflies can't see their wings.
    They can't see how beautiful they are.
    But everyone else can.
    Just like people.

  6. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    Admit it.
    we all hate that one person just because

  7. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    my dentist told me today that i had acute gingivitis i asked him if he was hitting on me he laughed so hard he had to leave the room

  8. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    can cute boys stop being:
    1. gay
    2. 15 years older than me
    3. taken
    4. 1234564 miles away
    5. famous

  9. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    isn't it ironic how
    that the people we miss the most
    are the people who
    hurt us the most

  10. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    I am constantly reminded by
    all of the things i should have said,
    in the past.

  11. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    Drake: Jumping out of Helicopters is dangerous, you know they
    say that 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
    Josh: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

  12. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:08am UTC
    me: *wakes up at 3*
    me: *lays in bed until 6*
    me:
    me: i want food
    me: *doesnt move*
    me: i want food
    me:
    me: *slowly rolls out of bed*
    me: *lays on the floor until 7*
    me:
    me: *crawls to the kitchen*
    me: *grabs cereal*
    me: *grabs cookies*
    me: *grabs cake*
    me: *grabs fruit snacks*
    me:
    brother: what eve-
    me: SHUT UP
    me: *crawls back to room*

  13. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:01am UTC
    mom: so what time did you go to bed last night
    me: like 4ish 5
    mom: what the heck jesus lord
    me: ik early right

  14. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    when the pizza guy came over today
    i was like "have a good day" and he
    said "dont tell me what to do" and i
    just stood there staring at him and
    then he's like "lol i got that from\
    drake and josh"

  15. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Megan: you could try exercising
    Josh: *scoffs* THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES MEGAN

  16. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 1:00pm UTC
    Teacher: Ok class im here all bow down to me
    Teacher: don't speak a word to me
    Teacher: dont flinch
    Teacher: dont even think about talking
    Teacher: or eating
    Teacher: and if you ask to go to the bathroom ill shoot you
    Teacher: oh and solve this problem: 6+254x45%x23475x8723+1-23445.
    Teacher: you have 10 seconds
    Teacher: if you get it wrong you get detention

  17. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    it's so weird how
    how one person
    can make so much
    impact on your life more than
    everyone you've ever met could

  18. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    There is this kid in my PE class
    and he's the nicest kid ever. He's always smiling, and always making other people laugh, as well as laughing himself. So today, this really rude girl goes to him "What's wrong with you? Why are you always smiling?" He shrugs and gives her a smile, and then says; "Because it's all that i can do besides hurting myself."
    i've never been more surprised in my life.

  19. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    When someone walks slower than me
    me: omfg your so slow your clogging up
    the hallway for the rest of us put some
    pep in your step grandma
    When someone walks faster than me
    me: jesus christ are you on the run
    from the police this isn't a race
    you can tone it down usain bolt
    When someone walks at the same pace as me:
    me: who gave your creepy self
    permission to walk with me
    get the f away before
    i call the cops stalker

  20. hay_hay12 hay_hay12
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Student: May I use the lavatory?
    Teacher: OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU JUST HAD LUNCH 6 PERIODS AGO YOUR SO DISRESPECTFUL AND DON'T DESERVE TO GO OMG DEVIL CHILD WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM DO YOU HAVE LIKE A BLADDER PROBLEM? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WAIT TO ASK ME? DID YOU ASK YOUR OTHER TEACHERS TO GO? YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR BLADDER YOUNG LADY

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